cut down on our number of personnel.
Under the plan the older employees will be asked to go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future plans.
Therefore a programme to phase out older personnel by the end of the current financial year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately. The programme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early.)
Employees who are RAPED will be given the opportunity to look for other jobs outside the company, provided that they are being RAPED they can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This phase of the operation is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers).
All employees who have been RAPED or SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management. This will be called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termintion). Under the terms of the new policy employees may be RAPED once, SCREWED twice, but be SHAFTED as
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