Entertainment & Music - 1 January 2007

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket."
"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"

2007-01-01 05:36:13 · 1 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I need some help who do you think is hotter Chris Brown or Usher??

2007-01-01 05:35:54 · 10 answers · asked by Emilee G. 1 in Celebrities

Before 12, or after?

2007-01-01 05:35:46 · 6 answers · asked by FRANKFUSS 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-01 05:35:38 · 9 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

Britney, Craig David and Shaggy are all in a lift
One of them lets rip . . . who was that?
Shaggy's reply was " it wasen't me
Craig David's reply was " im walking away"
and Britney's reply was " ups i did it again "
( you have to know these songs to get the joke, otherwise you will not find it funny lol )

2007-01-01 05:35:35 · 11 answers · asked by red devil 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A first grade teacher in NC told her class that she is a Duke fan and asked the class to raise their hands if they were Duke fans too. Everyone in the class raised their hands, except one girl. The teacher asked, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Duke fan," she said. The teacher was shocked, "Well then who are you a fan of?" "I'm a Terp fan," she replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, Why are you a Terp fan?" "Because my mom and dad are Terp fans, so I am too!" "Well that's no reason. You don't have to be like your parents. What if your parents were snotty, arrogant jack-asses? What would you be then?" "Then", Janie smiled, "We'd be Duke fans."

2007-01-01 05:35:29 · 5 answers · asked by Katie M 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-01 05:34:54 · 11 answers · asked by Grammar B*@%h 4 in Polls & Surveys

and asked how things were going. He responded by saying that his dog died. "Thats horrible. Why didn't you say that my dog was on the roof so when I call back, you tell me he's dead and it isn't so bad." His friend said," Anything else?" "Well, your mother is on the roof"

2007-01-01 05:34:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches in length. It's function is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely and ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. When used, it is inserted -- almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly -- into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

Anyone found listening will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

What am I??As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than your very own...



toothbrush.

2007-01-01 05:34:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How old are each of the members of Bon Jovi?

write your answer like this.

Jon is (then the age)
Richie is(again age)
David is(age)
Tico is (age)

And give me a website to find the lyrics to Two Story Town and Say It Isnt So.

2007-01-01 05:33:13 · 6 answers · asked by Rikku 2 in Music

2007-01-01 05:32:56 · 9 answers · asked by charlie c 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-01 05:32:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-01 05:32:47 · 32 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-01 05:32:47 · 55 answers · asked by hardawaychastin 1 in Movies

2007-01-01 05:32:31 · 7 answers · asked by will_r_freeman 1 in Movies

2007-01-01 05:32:19 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing on a string ya heard?

2007-01-01 05:32:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

okay i know a lot of country singers come here and i love country music but i dont really car to go to there concerts so how come like miley cyrus or people i like dont come to kansas i mean were in the middle of the united states we made it so that there isnt slavery i mean we dont have that many places to visit but if your a celeb and your on tour you dont have time to go around places so will someone tel me why nobody comes to kansas dont be rude mean or anything or ill report you for abuse just answer why celebs and other people dont want to come to kansas

2007-01-01 05:31:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-01 05:30:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My yesterdays are all boxed up and neatly put away
But every now and then you come to mind
Cause you were always waiting to be picked to play the game
But when your name was called, you found a place to hide
When you knew that I was always on your side

Well everything was easy then, so sweet and innocent
But your demons and your angels reappeared
Leavin' all the traces of the man you thought you'd be
Leavin' me with no place left to go from here
Leavin' me so many questions all these years

But is there someplace far away, someplace where all is clear
Easy to start over with the ones you hold so dear
Or are you left to wonder, all alone, eternally
This isn't how it's really meant to be
No it isn't how it's really meant to be

Well they say that love is in the air, but never is it clear,
How to pull it close and make it stay
Butterflies are free to fly, and so they fly away
And I'm left to carry on and wonder why
Even through it all, I'm always on your side

2007-01-01 05:29:45 · 3 answers · asked by rumilb 4 in Music

I am constantly being made fun of by friends who are all football fans.I dont really hate it I just cant get into it. Im all about the outdoors, hiking etc....I just think it stinks theres a stereotype that if your a guy and not a football fan you must be a girly man lol!

2007-01-01 05:29:26 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-01 05:29:20 · 11 answers · asked by neil 2 in Television

Wanna throw my tender heart in a blender
watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivian...
rondez vous and I'm through with you...

2007-01-01 05:29:18 · 7 answers · asked by timesdragonfly 3 in Music

God said, "Adam, so that you would love Eve." Adam, "But, why did you make her so stupid?" God, "So that she would love you."

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Wish you all a Happy and prosperous New Year for 2007.. !!!!!!!!

2007-01-01 05:29:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Whats the song in the music video where its a couple and one is a fireman and goes to stop a forest fire and the department calls the girl to tell her they cant find him... then the red truck shows up and hes there???

2007-01-01 05:28:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

every single boy i know
is thinking that hes in control
notthing you can do blha blha blah
hes mr cool and htis is his party

AUTOMATIC

2007-01-01 05:27:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-01 05:27:55 · 25 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Polls & Surveys

Jawbreaker, Heathers, etc.

2007-01-01 05:26:25 · 22 answers · asked by Melissa 2 in Movies

2007-01-01 05:26:23 · 4 answers · asked by sas1414@sbcglobal.net 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-01 05:26:16 · 16 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys