This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches in length. It's function is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely and ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. When used, it is inserted -- almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly -- into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
What am I??As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than your very own...
toothbrush.
2007-01-01 05:34:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm glad you provided the answer or you question may have otherwise been reported. 8~) Nice riddle. I suppose everyone had the same perverted answer floating around in their head until at last you gave the answer. Great riddle. Two thumbs up!
2007-01-01 05:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by Average Joe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice
2007-01-01 13:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by running2adream 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah!
2007-01-01 13:37:41 · answer #3 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time dont ask us to guess if you are going to give the answer in the question
2007-01-01 13:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by nolaboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first I thought you were being perverted. Now I get it!
2007-01-01 13:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by ~Blue Eyes~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have waited at least ten minutes to see the answers first before telling us
2007-01-01 13:40:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
okay i was thinking it was something else thank you for telling me it was a toothbrush
2007-01-01 13:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
congratulations,your question has reached the highest potential level of dumbness.
2007-01-01 13:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha, as I read it, I was pissed......going to report you for abuse, but once you saod toothbrush, I laughed...............this is alittle gross......plz don't do it again, some ppl won't read the whole thing and report you...............
2007-01-01 13:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by Allgeier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well then, it's official, my mind's in the gutter.
2007-01-01 13:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by ♫ Silence 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋