Entertainment & Music - 29 December 2006

2006-12-29 03:46:31 · 9 answers · asked by emzy_emz8 2 in Comics & Animation

(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma *****. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma *****. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma *****. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma *****. I gonna back to Italy''

2006-12-29 03:46:25 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-29 03:46:23 · 6 answers · asked by boundless 1 in Music

2006-12-29 03:46:16 · 3 answers · asked by nigel1 2 in Television

This is for the old timers. Laff! In the early 80's, most likely 1980 or 1981, there was a song, a "pop" song, played on the radio in NYC whose lyrics go SOMETHING like this: (the thing is some of the words could be completely different, but I'm pretty sure on the chorus)

I wish that I'd been told,
I got to know you,
I wake up singing welcome pleased to meet you.

Some of the words include "it's freaky in the middle" - The words "sausage", "knife and fork" are also in the song.

I know it sounds crazy, but that's all I can remember for now. Thanks!

2006-12-29 03:45:44 · 2 answers · asked by Lori E 4 in Music

In high school this stupid short punk would pick on me and the only reason I was afraid to fight back was because he was the ringleader for a bunch of other hoodlums who were bigger than he was, and I didn't have many friends at the time. That was long ago but I was wondering, has anyone had to deal with belligerent short guys who are so obviously insecure that they have to bully others to make themselves feel good? Also I want to clarify that I'm not talking about ALL short guys, I know some that are good, decent people as well.

2006-12-29 03:45:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you think should be done to bush

2006-12-29 03:45:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-29 03:45:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-29 03:44:09 · 8 answers · asked by aligrespeq 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-29 03:44:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think I read somewhere that the second place finisher gets $100,000. It seems funny though that it's never mentioned on the show. Anybody know for sure?

2006-12-29 03:43:51 · 2 answers · asked by Johann 5 in Television

2006-12-29 03:43:50 · 15 answers · asked by amina 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-29 03:43:41 · 7 answers · asked by tiffanybreakfast61 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-29 03:43:33 · 7 answers · asked by I AM SAM 1 in Polls & Surveys

only 1 joke so make it count

2006-12-29 03:43:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When, actually, no one cares !

2006-12-29 03:42:40 · 16 answers · asked by Don't Tickle Elmo 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-29 03:42:38 · 28 answers · asked by amina 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-29 03:42:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-29 03:42:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-29 03:42:07 · 4 answers · asked by mychemicalromancelover 3 in Television

i just bought it on dvd, favorite line/scene has to be tracey ulman and richard lewis talking about 'my last name used to be shithouse'!.

2006-12-29 03:41:56 · 9 answers · asked by mjc1027 2 in Movies

I ahve a song playing and I want to stop it completely, I dont want any songs playing. But I dont see a stop button jsut forwards, backwards, play/pause. How do I stop it completely?? lol

2006-12-29 03:41:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i did that yesterday i felt stupid. i was in a rush.

2006-12-29 03:41:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-29 03:41:42 · 11 answers · asked by amina 1 in Polls & Surveys

i say we buy a big house and live in it together ^o^

2006-12-29 03:41:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Be honest!

2006-12-29 03:41:08 · 20 answers · asked by I think... 6 in Polls & Surveys

I hate where I live...it's too cold, to expensive, nothing to do and the people are rude here. I cant think of one thing I like about it, except that my family is here...how about you? What do you love or hate about where you live?

2006-12-29 03:41:03 · 27 answers · asked by skipper 4 in Polls & Surveys

This season has had more psycho break downs and fights than I can remember in past years!!!! Which other season was more violatile??

2006-12-29 03:41:00 · 2 answers · asked by Emily L 2 in Polls & Surveys

Is today too early?

2006-12-29 03:40:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-29 03:40:34 · 11 answers · asked by amina 1 in Polls & Surveys