(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma *****. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma *****. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma *****. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma *****. I gonna back to Italy''
2006-12-29 03:46:25 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO One of your better jokes HILARIOUS!! Happy New Year AL
2006-12-29 06:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of the joke before there has a piece of music on it. I must have been one of the first people to hear it. I heard It so many times that I'm not finding it funny anymore.
2006-12-30 00:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by red devil 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so nice!! To those who didn't get it, read the directions:
(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
2006-12-30 04:40:51 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must take you ages to write all these
Great joke - as for my Italian accent it leaves much to be desired
2006-12-29 12:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bahahaha!
2006-12-29 03:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by NikNak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear this before at amish donkey i think. I thought it was funny and i laughed really hard but after a while it gets old.
2006-12-29 03:52:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol funny
2006-12-29 03:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by Stary_989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i found it funny in the early stages but got bored towards the end. good joke though!
2006-12-29 03:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it and think it funny as feck! Thanks
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-29 17:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol
2006-12-29 03:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋