a new immigrant from mexico wanted to get a job in the U.S. he couldnt speak any english at all. his first job was being a singer. there he learned ti say 'me me me me me me'. his next job was at a restaraunt where her learned to say 'spoons and forks, spoons and forks'. his next job was at a wal-mart, where he learned to say 'plug it in, plug it in'.
one day the guy was driving down the highway and a cop pulled him over. he gave him a ticket for speeding and asked "there is this mass murderer that's been going around town killing people. do you have any idea who might be doing this?" the immigrant responded "me me me me me me me" the cop said "oh. and what have you been using?" "spoons and forks, spoons and forks." "that's it, im taking you in!"
the immigrant was in jail. weeks went by and he had his trial, and he had his death sentence. he would be sentenced to the electric chair. right before he died he said 'plug it in, plug it in'

2006-12-29 04:26:29 · 15 answers · asked by the soccer guy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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can you turn around and see your ears without mirror?

2006-12-29 04:26:19 · 10 answers · asked by ikhimiukor s 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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did u know that hillary duff beat up lindsey lohan?

i heard this

2006-12-29 04:26:12 · 8 answers · asked by i luv afgurl 1 in Music

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Would you rather have a mountain of gold or a lifetime supply of nacho cheese powder?

Mmmm.......orange, powdery bliss............

2006-12-29 04:26:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Making scary eyes?

How can you make your eyes look scary? Showing the whites is one way. Do you know other cool tricks and can you explain how to perform them?

2006-12-29 04:25:54 · 3 answers · asked by First L 2 in Comics & Animation

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I just thought of this line.. What you think..?

I can't remember if the tongue is the strongest muscle but here it is..

'I hear the tongue is the strongest muscle we have.. Wanna wrestle..?'

Did it work..? lol..

2006-12-29 04:25:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone heard of Jackie Shurry?..or something- in the country hall of fame... I need to find out more about her

2006-12-29 04:25:41 · 1 answers · asked by BingoBanggoBongo 1 in Music

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Do we treat midget Nazi's like we treat Fight Club??

2006-12-29 04:25:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do midgets like waffles?

2006-12-29 04:25:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Don't you love it when you make someone "LMAO" with a question or answer?

I do...

2006-12-29 04:25:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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i have a riddle i need help with!?

a guy came home from a party, took off his clothes, turned off the light and went to bed. then when he woke up he turned on the radio, heard something, went to the closet and shot himself. why?!?!? (something along those lines)

2006-12-29 04:24:53 · 8 answers · asked by x plug in baby xo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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