a new immigrant from mexico wanted to get a job in the U.S. he couldnt speak any english at all. his first job was being a singer. there he learned ti say 'me me me me me me'. his next job was at a restaraunt where her learned to say 'spoons and forks, spoons and forks'. his next job was at a wal-mart, where he learned to say 'plug it in, plug it in'.
one day the guy was driving down the highway and a cop pulled him over. he gave him a ticket for speeding and asked "there is this mass murderer that's been going around town killing people. do you have any idea who might be doing this?" the immigrant responded "me me me me me me me" the cop said "oh. and what have you been using?" "spoons and forks, spoons and forks." "that's it, im taking you in!"
the immigrant was in jail. weeks went by and he had his trial, and he had his death sentence. he would be sentenced to the electric chair. right before he died he said 'plug it in, plug it in'
2006-12-29 04:26:29 · 15 answers · asked by the soccer guy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's old
thanks for the points
2006-12-29 04:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny. It's not horrible, but expected a good laugh, which wasn't fulfilled.
2006-12-29 13:57:54 · answer #2 · answered by Jazz21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed more at the guy who didn't read it because it looked too long.
2006-12-29 13:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by IamBatman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny. 9/10.
2006-12-29 16:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want some wine with that cheese?
2006-12-29 12:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by dovey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, i'm still rolling!!! thanx for da laugh!
2006-12-29 13:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...but kinda old, everyone has a different version of that joke!
2006-12-29 12:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by alex wolfgang black 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't read it it looks long
2006-12-29 12:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by WhoKnewItForReal??? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah sorry but that was pretty lame...
2006-12-29 12:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny
2006-12-29 13:49:09 · answer #10 · answered by sakura7blossoms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋