Entertainment & Music - 28 December 2006

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying

"Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain sh!t in our garden.

2006-12-28 11:35:37 · 26 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A man and his neighbor were heading out to their local golf course for a game on a sunny afternoon. The man arrived at the course, but he was waiting for quite a while, as his neighbor hadn’t turned up yet. Then he noticed a chap, a good acquaintance of his, carrying a golf bag walking there and waving “Hi”. The man called out to him,

MAN: "Would you like to join me for a game?"

CHAP: "Sure, I’ll be glad to join you."

So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the chap. Part way around the course, the man asks the chap,

MAN: "What do you do for a living?"

CHAP: "I'm a hit man."

MAN: "You're joking!"

CHAP: "No, I'm not,"

The chap reaches out into his golf bag, and pulls out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.

CHAP: "Here are my tools."

MAN: "That's a beautiful telescopic sight; can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."

(contd. below...)

2006-12-28 11:34:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-28 11:34:47 · 4 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-28 11:34:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is a movie, "Mixed Nuts", with Steve Martin and Adam Sandler. When Steve Martin's character was taking a man to the vet there was a song "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" and it's sung or barked by dogs. Where can I get a recording of this song? Thanks.

2006-12-28 11:34:08 · 3 answers · asked by jorst 4 in Movies

What time do you usually get to bed when your day is done?

I'm nosy because my day is weird, usually in bed for the "night" at 5 or 6 a.m. and then up at 3 or 4 p.m. to start my "day".

2006-12-28 11:33:52 · 44 answers · asked by RedIsBlue 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-28 11:32:43 · 46 answers · asked by bastaad 3 in Movies

I know weird question. but work with me...

2006-12-28 11:32:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-28 11:32:19 · 3 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Movies

I only watch neighbours every so often, but it seems that the story lines are getting more ridiculous by the week. Is that generally true, or is it just Neighbours!!

2006-12-28 11:31:52 · 11 answers · asked by emily_jane2379 5 in Television

Why?

2006-12-28 11:31:49 · 27 answers · asked by RedIsBlue 3 in Polls & Surveys

MINES KOTTONMOUTH KINGS!

2006-12-28 11:31:20 · 30 answers · asked by wholovscandy 1 in Music

pls comment and rate! you can even add me!!
Ouran High School Host Club - Diary of Jane= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL8pdBLxPRA

2006-12-28 11:31:12 · 7 answers · asked by Orange? 4 in Comics & Animation

I recently got a Digitech Whammy Pedal, and I think there's a problem with the actual pedal itself (the part that you lower and raise with your foot.. not sure what it's called). When I first got it, it souunded perfect, but now, I have to press all the way down on the pedal for it to work. For example, with the octave effects. As soon as I started to lower the pedal, right away I heard a change in pitch, but now I have to press it all the way down for any change at all. I know it's kind of hard to explain, but can anyone help me?

2006-12-28 11:31:10 · 3 answers · asked by lolnicequestion 3 in Music

If you´d like,
You can choose one,
or you can choose one from each Black Sabbath´s singer era.
(ex. Dio era:....)

2006-12-28 11:31:06 · 5 answers · asked by Rewolve 4 in Music

2006-12-28 11:30:47 · 30 answers · asked by Twinki 2 in Celebrities

everyone i know is like EW. HES SO UGLY AND LOOKS LIKE A FROG. hes so hott! i dont get it..

2006-12-28 11:30:35 · 17 answers · asked by sheila 2 in Celebrities

ok i know that i'm total weird but i'm into the harry potter personality quizzes that like tell you wether you are in ravenclaw or who you would marry out of the main charcters. does anybody know any websites with stuff like that like/ oh and i'm a girl. ok thanks

2006-12-28 11:30:22 · 7 answers · asked by Amy S 1 in Movies

i looked it up on itunes and i couldnt find it...?!?!?

2006-12-28 11:30:16 · 1 answers · asked by um yea hi 4 in Music

2006-12-28 11:30:13 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-28 11:30:06 · 18 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-28 11:29:58 · 19 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-28 11:29:50 · 6 answers · asked by -jonathan g. 2 in Movies

I don't think it will be him. Since he had that vision. He will do anything in his power to stop it. There's also that Ted guy. He's like a nuclear bomb in a human body. And he also escaped. Something or someone will make go crazy that he will blow New York into smitherins. Hopefully the heroes can stop the explosion.

2006-12-28 11:29:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Borat the movie came out...I heard there is production on his other Ali G show character Bruno for a movie next. Personally I didn't like the Bruno character. How many feel he should do a movie on the third and main character Ali G next?

2006-12-28 11:29:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-28 11:28:50 · 12 answers · asked by ingahauks 2 in Movies

2006-12-28 11:28:42 · 18 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

Could any expert piano players help me?
I'm as beginner as you can get with piano and I looked up some tabs for a song I want to play, but I have absolutely no idea how to read them. I've tried tutorial sites, and all the terminology confuses me. Could someone tell me exactly how to play the song in the link (or at least dumb-down the tab)?

http://tabnabber.com/viewTab.asp?song=Journey-Faithfully.txt&tabID=145&nick=&sArtist=Journey&sName=Faithfully

2006-12-28 11:27:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Can be anyone, living or dead. (as long as they were actually alive to begin with)

2006-12-28 11:27:40 · 2 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

my sister and i had a discussion about wonder woman's jet. even though her jet is invisible you can still see her so i said it was pointless for her to have one. my sister disagreed, she said that when she's in the jet her enemies or whatever cant see her, shes only visible to us cuz we're watchin her. my question is does her being in the jet make her not visible to her enemies (since we can see her) ?

2006-12-28 11:27:19 · 7 answers · asked by AmandaRae 3 in Comics & Animation