A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying
"Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain sh!t in our garden.
2006-12-28 11:35:37 · 26 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aww man, thats why people love little kids
2006-12-28 12:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by MaeB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahhahahhahahha!! Adorable!!
2006-12-28 19:39:31 · answer #2 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay, I fee sorry for the spiders, but the little girl, if not for the bigotry involved, that makes it funny.
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-30 02:24:34 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Innocent girl?
2006-12-28 20:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by A nobody 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-29 04:00:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao i wasn't expecting that punch line lol very funny 10/10
2006-12-30 13:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by Jo C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one should be more of it 10/10
2006-12-29 01:24:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA! I laughed out loud thats hilarious.
2006-12-28 20:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by hello. it's me. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor dad! but i dont get how we can expect that she doesn't know all about that stuff if he lets her watch TV which he probably does
2006-12-28 20:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by Cayleen O 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ooo mi god ahahahahaha
2006-12-28 20:01:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋