THE COFFIN
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Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise...
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly... it was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, so he started walking faster...
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
2006-12-28
04:45:20
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