Entertainment & Music - 27 December 2006

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser".

"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b*tch tonight, Dave."

2006-12-27 18:35:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-27 18:35:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

cheese?

2006-12-27 18:34:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-27 18:34:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-27 18:34:37 · 3 answers · asked by Tati 2 in Music

2006-12-27 18:34:37 · 19 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Polls & Surveys

To follow someone elses question is Sean Hayes gay in real life, if not he was A+++ as Jack

2006-12-27 18:34:29 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Celebrities

Are the band members of Disturbed satanists?

2006-12-27 18:34:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-27 18:33:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-27 18:30:20 · 3 answers · asked by ? 7 in Music

2006-12-27 18:30:00 · 30 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-27 18:29:23 · 10 answers · asked by Omegle.com 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-27 18:29:17 · 11 answers · asked by Omegle.com 1 in Polls & Surveys

should be the world's anthem:-

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
Nowhere below us
Above only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

2006-12-27 18:29:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-27 18:28:33 · 13 answers · asked by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-27 18:28:10 · 6 answers · asked by Maire 1 in Celebrities

this is the lyrics... i cant stand have you even people heard of..thats all i know!!!

2006-12-27 18:28:05 · 8 answers · asked by christopherjohn3 1 in Music

any thing to eat right now,what would you want?

2006-12-27 18:27:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love this song and have always loved Queen. But can somebody tell me the meaning of this song and interpret all of its meanings. Just curious, thanx.

2006-12-27 18:27:42 · 8 answers · asked by micah_09 4 in Music

Did he say why he looks different on any of his shows?

2006-12-27 18:27:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

of all time?

2006-12-27 18:26:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-27 18:26:12 · 17 answers · asked by jiffypop88 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-27 18:25:56 · 35 answers · asked by Hunk n spicy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Can anybody tell me what "Bombs Over Bagdad" is supposed to be about?
Also, what album was it on and what year was it released?

2006-12-27 18:24:08 · 4 answers · asked by concretebrunette 4 in Music

2006-12-27 18:23:47 · 2 answers · asked by Cinnamon 6 in Movies

A few weeks ago I heard a song on the radio and it's stuck in my head. It's Heavy Metal / Hard Rock and within the song the word "Thunderdome" (though it sounded more like "tunderdome") is used more than once. It is NOT the song Thunderdome by Primal Fear , Evestus or Pink 69 (I listened to all of them). ANYBODY ???

2006-12-27 18:23:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i think he iz a raciest against us latin ppl n black people also he brings us to war with iraq and we didnt find no dam weopons of mass destruction do u agree or disagrre n y

but wat do u all think

2006-12-27 18:23:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-27 18:22:38 · 11 answers · asked by girl_next_door 2 in Polls & Surveys

Inspired by Ernesto "Che" Guevera...

2006-12-27 18:21:44 · 19 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-27 18:21:42 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys