Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser".
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b*tch tonight, Dave."
2006-12-27 18:35:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..it was very funny!!!
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2006-12-27 19:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-28 13:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by dembinski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. 9/10. Nice.
2006-12-27 22:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!
No wonder he always goes to the club, what with who he has to live with.
Too bad she's gonna take all his money in the divorce and he won't be able to afford strippers anymore :(
2006-12-27 19:26:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-27 18:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe nice one
2006-12-27 18:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-12-27 19:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA this is hlla funny!!!!
2006-12-27 18:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by devildan0269 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i loved it, good one.
2006-12-27 18:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by tata da suga thief 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho loved it 10/10 for that
2006-12-27 20:42:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋