Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2006

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3 young men are in their local pub, having a quiet drink in the corner.

All of a sudden an old man, heavily stoned, stumbles in, manages to get himself to the bar, and buys a pint. he stands at the bar, swaying slowly, mumbling to himself.

His eyes scan slowly around the establishment, and eventually the drunkard spots the boys in the corner, still having a quiet drink, trying hard not to make eye contact. the man points straight at one of the young men, and yells:

"I F****D YOUR MUM!"

the young man he's yelling at looks up, shakes his head dismissively and ignores the old man.

"UP HER ***!!"

the young man, obviously annoyed now, almost gets up, but controls himself, and gets back to his drink.

"YOUR MUM GAVE ME GOOD H***!!!"

the guy, very aggravated this time, gets up, and walks up quickly to the old drunkard. he goes right up to him, and says firmly:

"Look Dad, you're drunk. go home now!

2006-12-26 12:42:20 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-26 12:41:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-26 12:41:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Jessica Simpson or Carrie Underwood? (Fighting over Tony Romo I guess?)

2006-12-26 12:40:42 · 16 answers · asked by That Guy 5 in Celebrities

2006-12-26 12:40:40 · 13 answers · asked by septdev 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-26 12:40:28 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 12:39:54 · 21 answers · asked by Rocker Guy 1 in Music

2006-12-26 12:39:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

♥(once again inspired by....Chicago) :)

2006-12-26 12:39:20 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 12:39:02 · 3 answers · asked by muzik123467 1 in Music

I rather have fruit

2006-12-26 12:39:02 · 23 answers · asked by quangbi 2 in Polls & Surveys

i cant imagine how much time those lifeless pieces of crap spend on this site!

2006-12-26 12:37:36 · 3 answers · asked by Kurt H 1 in Music

2006-12-26 12:37:20 · 17 answers · asked by redhotvelvet2000 1 in Horoscopes

These are some movies I'm interested in seeing:

Eragon
We Are Marshall
The Pursuit of Happyness
Night at the Museum

For you people who've seen some or all of these, what are your opinions them, bad and good.

2006-12-26 12:36:59 · 1 answers · asked by Rawr_Kitty 3 in Movies

Dave Chapelle or Chris Rock?

2006-12-26 12:36:40 · 13 answers · asked by That Guy 5 in Celebrities

2006-12-26 12:35:46 · 29 answers · asked by mary426624 1 in Celebrities

college was the best 4 years of my life. i hate when people say that. if that was the best time of ur, life that's sad. what phrases do u hate?

2006-12-26 12:35:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i remember a long time ago i used to watch this t..v show that was for kids and the beginning would always start off w/ the cam goin to the house and through the window... and it involved a guy and 3 animals.. im almost positive one was a blue jay and the animals were puppets........newayz i cant figure out the name.... if u have NE idea let me kno

2006-12-26 12:35:19 · 2 answers · asked by JennyBoomBoom 1 in Television

2006-12-26 12:34:49 · 8 answers · asked by oddpoeticdude 2 in Movies

Okay, so me and a buddy were discussing the pros and cons and I thought I had knew the right answer to this but when he stated his case I must admit I needed to rethink...The pros seem to be that it shows your kids that their is an authority structure in the home and not even mommy is above the law. However, the cons seem to be that the kids can start viewing their dad as the bad guy and mom as the good guy or that it can lesson their view of their mother to where the kids don't think they need to listen. Once these things were stated, I must admit this is a very hard question and I figured I would get the views of other people to maybe help me out.

2006-12-26 12:34:32 · 36 answers · asked by Lucky L 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 12:34:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you were able to choose any super ability what would it be and why would you choose it ??
I would like to make myself invisible, think of all the fun you can have when know one knows you are around :-)

2006-12-26 12:34:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

http://myspace-166.vo.llnwd.net/01481/66/13/1481793166_m.jpg

2006-12-26 12:34:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

you can scream anything you want to the world...........what would you say...............i would say............why must we live only to be gone tomorrow...............

2006-12-26 12:34:04 · 10 answers · asked by N² 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 12:33:51 · 3 answers · asked by Vanna 1 in Music

had a night outtonight & came up against the usual arguments.
who wrote/sang the songs a 'dedicated follower of fashion' & the other one is 'stuck in the middle with you'. i think the stuck song was steelers wheel but me mate finks it was gerry rafferty?

2006-12-26 12:33:45 · 10 answers · asked by suzi1100steve 2 in Music

or is it just time?

2006-12-26 12:33:36 · 24 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Polls & Surveys

thanks

2006-12-26 12:33:22 · 4 answers · asked by Kolin 1 in Music

2006-12-26 12:33:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-26 12:32:03 · 32 answers · asked by Chris M 3 in Polls & Surveys