A Lizard was walking thou the jungle when he looked into the tree and saw a monkey smoking a joint, 'Oi what are you doing' said the lizard.
'I'm gettin stoned, do you want some' said the monkey.
The Lizard climbed up the tree and shared the joint, after a while the lizard told the monkey that he was very thirsty and was off to the river for a drink. When he got there he lent over a bit too far and fell in, a crocodile saw this a helped the lizard to the river side. The Lizard explained what had happen and the croc decided to see this monkey for himself, he walked into the jungle and soon enough found the tree with the pot smoking monkey init, The Croc shouts up to monkey ' Oi what are you doing?'
The Monkey replies........................
........' Wow maaaaaann, how much water did you drink?????'
2006-12-24
06:04:19
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