A Lizard was walking thou the jungle when he looked into the tree and saw a monkey smoking a joint, 'Oi what are you doing' said the lizard.
'I'm gettin stoned, do you want some' said the monkey.
The Lizard climbed up the tree and shared the joint, after a while the lizard told the monkey that he was very thirsty and was off to the river for a drink. When he got there he lent over a bit too far and fell in, a crocodile saw this a helped the lizard to the river side. The Lizard explained what had happen and the croc decided to see this monkey for himself, he walked into the jungle and soon enough found the tree with the pot smoking monkey init, The Croc shouts up to monkey ' Oi what are you doing?'
The Monkey replies........................
........' Wow maaaaaann, how much water did you drink?????'
2006-12-24 06:04:19 · 13 answers · asked by mandigre 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-24 06:06:39 · answer #1 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit of monkey business going on there 10/10
2006-12-24 16:23:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-24 14:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Very good. Didn't see this one coming. Never would have guessed the ending. Great joke!!!!
Merry Christmas
2006-12-24 14:14:24 · answer #4 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Word!
2006-12-24 14:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by bobby b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before just like yesterday but instead it was a koala bear smoking
2006-12-24 14:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao hahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha ahaaahhahahaha, thats pretty cool mann, where can i find that monkey?
2006-12-24 14:07:40 · answer #7 · answered by electro- hamburger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get original mate. why u keep repeating jokes.i heard it many times.Anyway its a good one.keep it up
2006-12-24 14:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by damian s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke.
Merry x mas.
2006-12-24 14:08:55 · answer #9 · answered by SKG R 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
verry funny
2006-12-24 14:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA
2006-12-24 14:08:54 · answer #11 · answered by Peter T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋