Entertainment & Music - 22 December 2006

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at thePersonnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

2006-12-22 12:51:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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if you're born in march of1989 what animal are you?

i don't what iam

2006-12-22 12:51:19 · 11 answers · asked by tip 3 in Horoscopes

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would an Irish girl from the east coast get in a cab that is driven by a perv taxi driver?

2006-12-22 12:51:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If they televised Saddams hanging......or caught Bin Laden and hanged him, would you watch?

2006-12-22 12:50:59 · 32 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What question should I ask on Polls/surveys?

2006-12-22 12:50:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Has someone ever judged you as something you have tried so hard not to be?

Just Wondering...♥

2006-12-22 12:50:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Rod Stweart Gay?

2006-12-22 12:50:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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can you give me a word that starts with "A" but ends with 2 "S"?

2006-12-22 12:49:28 · 41 answers · asked by enki 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What's that song that starts by the guy yelling out FIRE?

2006-12-22 12:49:12 · 6 answers · asked by annemikecatchris@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music

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What advice would you give to Michael Jackson?

I dont understand how someone can loose too much respect as him. I don't understand what have happened.
I'm asking this because i know he is a genius and i want to know more

2006-12-22 12:49:09 · 44 answers · asked by juani_juani_bobanis 1 in Celebrities

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How can I become a good singer?

I recently joined my choir in church, but how can become a good singer. What are some tips to remember when I sing? I know nothing about finding notes on a piano, nothing about range, pitch, or whatever. I just love to sing.

2006-12-22 12:49:08 · 6 answers · asked by Country Clogger 2 in Music

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OJ- pulp, or no?

2006-12-22 12:48:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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CSI - Miami........Does anyone else miss "Speed" and can we PLEASE send Eva LaRue baxk to the soaps?

2006-12-22 12:48:20 · 4 answers · asked by just me 2 in Television

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where does criss angel live???i love him and i really want 2 know because he is sooooo hot!!!?

im wondering cause im him #1 fan and i have to meet him if i dont ill go crazy lol

2006-12-22 12:48:19 · 5 answers · asked by cutiewhitney93 1 in Celebrities

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Is it necessary to purchase an amp to learn how to play an electric guitar? Thank you.?

Is it possible to learn without buying an amp? Sorry, I really want to learn and don't know anything about this... Thank you for helping.

2006-12-22 12:48:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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how big was leo dicaprio in the 90's?

i know he was pretty popular, but i was pretty young during the 90s. was he really THAT popular with girls? i dont blame em. he WAS hottt!!!!

2006-12-22 12:47:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Does it cost money to get the artwork for music for iTunes?

i got 2 artworks from iTunes, does it cost money?

2006-12-22 12:47:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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If hearts, vows, glasses and rules are meant to be broken?

Would you consider keeping an UHU glue in your first aid box or you would just go get new one?

2006-12-22 12:47:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if you had the opportunity to be an astronaut and walk on the moon, would you take it?

2006-12-22 12:47:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How is Brittney Spears all ready f****** up already?

I mean she is newly devioced and now she is 'hanging' with a new guy. She fluants her crotch and is partying with Paris Hilton. Is the hair coloring sunk into her head already. Maybe she'll never learn and end up with 20 kids with 18 different fathers.

2006-12-22 12:47:03 · 4 answers · asked by I love mode! 2 in Celebrities

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Hot Chocolate or Egg Nog?

What to serve for Christmas Eve Party

2006-12-22 12:46:40 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you get your Y!A hat and keychain yet? I got my keychain 2 months ago and my hat on Thursday.?

If you didn't get your hat yet and you want to know what it looks like, check out my 360 and see me wearing it (as a joke to another Y!A addict).

2006-12-22 12:46:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

2006-12-22 12:46:11 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ ltlsunny ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys