Entertainment & Music - 21 December 2006

for humor value,who would they be??

2006-12-21 21:00:37 · 8 answers · asked by Two Peas 7 in Celebrities

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

2006-12-21 21:00:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-21 20:56:35 · 9 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:56:33 · 26 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:55:56 · 23 answers · asked by brown eyes 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:55:42 · 3 answers · asked by mohammed h 1 in Movies

2006-12-21 20:53:02 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

You think it's all just staged? I live in a town where they have been twice and I do know they change location names.

2006-12-21 20:50:57 · 5 answers · asked by RAVEN 2 in Television

Or just the pot of gold?

2006-12-21 20:50:51 · 23 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

who would win a fight between em? daft question i know bcos the gremlins would prob rip those furry lil b******s to shreds.Jus want to know wat u all think!:-)

2006-12-21 20:49:28 · 15 answers · asked by master_cat 2 in Movies

2006-12-21 20:48:55 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

wondered "What the HELL am I doing here?"

2006-12-21 20:48:17 · 20 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:48:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

SAME STORIES .. RAUDISM .. POOR SONGS.. FULL OF VIOLENCE ..

2006-12-21 20:47:38 · 8 answers · asked by SHANRAVI 1 in Movies

Over the last few weeks I've seen Muse, Basement Jaxx and Kasabian at the arena (a generous and much enjoyed Crimbo present). Has anyone else been to all three as well or any of these and what did you think of these gigs?

If i had to rank them: 1 Muse, 2 Kasabian 3 Basement Jaxx.

Merry Christmas!

2006-12-21 20:46:52 · 7 answers · asked by black cherry 5 in Music

I'm so tired of hearing about who married who, who divorced who, who's sleeping with who, who made what last year!! I think this world would be in much better shape if we tended to our own back yards.

2006-12-21 20:46:48 · 14 answers · asked by TINY822 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-21 20:46:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-21 20:46:30 · 7 answers · asked by KINGPIN22 2 in Polls & Surveys

on what?

2006-12-21 20:43:41 · 18 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:43:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:43:35 · 24 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:41:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:41:15 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

like ovas and stuff...and when will the special editions be released? both for seed and seed destiny.

2006-12-21 20:41:07 · 2 answers · asked by klr 4 in Comics & Animation

Mine are probably "They're coming to take me away, ha-haa", and "Ding Ding Dong" by Günther.

2006-12-21 20:40:45 · 15 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:40:14 · 2 answers · asked by KINGPIN22 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:39:22 · 8 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

2006-12-21 20:38:46 · 29 answers · asked by sam h 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.
The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.
The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"
The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

2006-12-21 20:38:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

or do u think its dorky?

2006-12-21 20:37:59 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys