Entertainment & Music - 21 December 2006

I think Donald will fire her soon enough. What do you think?

2006-12-21 20:37:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-21 20:37:37 · 9 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:37:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am looking for some good rock/alt, pop, r'n'b, from bands out of the U.K. leave me some good ones guys.

2006-12-21 20:36:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:35:31 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

The answers won't add up interests, even if you decide to answer later.

2006-12-21 20:34:12 · 15 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

Little John came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little John was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. John's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little John, of course, thought he did.

John's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little John stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:

Dear God:

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
John


John knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,

so he tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:

Dear God:
This is your friend John.
I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
John.

John knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 3:

Dear God:
I know I haven't been a good boy this year.
I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
John

John knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

By now, John was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. John's mother thought her plan had worked because John looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.

John walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

John began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.

2006-12-21 20:34:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-21 20:33:35 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

2006-12-21 20:32:48 · 25 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:32:42 · 4 answers · asked by Mark W 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-21 20:31:49 · 10 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-21 20:31:23 · 13 answers · asked by Two Peas 7 in Celebrities

what would you do?

2006-12-21 20:31:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-21 20:31:01 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

2006-12-21 20:31:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:30:55 · 22 answers · asked by Manisha 1 in Other - Entertainment

Trying to think of something original - whats everyone else doing?

2006-12-21 20:29:32 · 8 answers · asked by misplushmocha 2 in Other - Entertainment

MEMO FROM SANTA

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will
no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia,
North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas,
Alabama, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve. Due to the
overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract
was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local
209. As part of the new and better contract I also get
longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind.

However, I'm certain that your children will be in good
hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my
third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from
the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to
all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few
differences between us.

Differences such as:

1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents
from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a
bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith
and Wesson."

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that
children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie]
on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips
a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can
handy.

3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin'
coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of
loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and
Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.

4. You won't hear, "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and
Blitzen.." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear,
"On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott, and Petty."

5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you
also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd
dat!"

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus'
sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the
back with the words "Back Off."

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on
34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown
in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see
"Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV"
featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state
patrol cars crashing into each other.

And Finally,

8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd
make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way
when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

Sincerely Yours,
S. Claus

2006-12-21 20:29:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-21 20:28:45 · 8 answers · asked by Almeida G 1 in Movies

2006-12-21 20:28:00 · 8 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:27:25 · 24 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

it turns into a prince?

2006-12-21 20:26:14 · 28 answers · asked by jeeps 6 in Polls & Surveys

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown

2006-12-21 20:25:02 · 21 answers · asked by sam h 1 in Jokes & Riddles

it wont let me ask more questions unless i get out of zero
i think you should be able to go negative
and should also have a leader board for negative

2006-12-21 20:24:41 · 12 answers · asked by sddavesd 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 20:24:16 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

♥

2006-12-21 20:24:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I will be the first to run for my life.

2006-12-21 20:22:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-21 20:22:16 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

2006-12-21 20:20:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-21 20:20:12 · 31 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys