Entertainment & Music - 19 December 2006

A guy is forced to live in a remote Eskimo villiage but is having trouble interacting with the villiagers. Finally he corners one of them and asks why they won't talk to him.

The villiager responds that he has not been initiated as a man. He ask's what do I have to do?

The villiager says, first you have to drink 2 bottles of Russian Vodka, then you have to go into a cave and kill a polar bear with your bear hands, then to seal your induction into manhood you have to make love for 10 hours straight with one of our women.

The man says he will do it. That night there's a big party to initiate the stranger. Everyone sits around the fire and they pass him a bottle of Vodka. He down's about half without much trouble, bet the second half is much more difficult. Finally he finishes it, and they pass him another. He finally manages to finish off the second bottle and the crowd claps and sings. Then he tried to get up but fell over drunk.

The Cheif picks him up and points him in the direction of the polar bear cave. He staggers over and climbs in. Suddenly there's a huge commotion from within the cave. Bears growling and him screaming and wailing in pain. Half an hour later he stumbles out of the cave, Torn to shreds, bloodied, and half dead. He turns to the crowd and drunkenly says,

Okeee now where's the woman I gotta kill?

2006-12-19 07:36:34 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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what are the environmental laws in Canada?

you can be vague, i just need to know the basics and how it differs from the U.S.

2006-12-19 07:35:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you do when................?

you pass the christmas jinglers outside of a store....

A. Put a five or more in the bucket
B. Put in your pocket change
C. Don't make eye contact and keep walking

2006-12-19 07:35:30 · 12 answers · asked by kweenb2327 3 in Polls & Surveys

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are they going to make anymore charmed tv shows?

2006-12-19 07:35:17 · 6 answers · asked by richard t 1 in Television

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I am ERICA CONNELLY and I am alive in the body of RYAN THOMAS BROWN SUTER in Tampa, FL 33612. More follows...

The government has offered me the job and function of Electronic Musician. I am a universe angel and a God in a small human form. I am a member of the Eastern Star organization. I am going to have a home and my own body after living in Ryan's I am told through something similar to www.johnbeck.tv . I would like to ask if Yahoo! networks has a place in helping me to set up any of this. Especially getting a studio and a contract to record and sell music arranged. This is actually my cover identity because of the other things I do for the government, the music is. And the music will be used in government functions. Please ask thin ait as I have been doing and also wait for official contact or make contact with appropriate agencies.

~your friend,

Erica

2006-12-19 07:33:39 · 12 answers · asked by Erica C 1 in Celebrities

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How many men do you know that gained a beer belly after Marriage?

2006-12-19 07:33:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Where did that little black curly hair come from?

2006-12-19 07:33:15 · 13 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm bored. What should I do?

I'm 13. I need something to do. I'm bored out of m mind. I'm not allowed to leave the house alone, so going somewhere is out of the question. Any ideas?

2006-12-19 07:32:39 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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xmas gift question for siamese twins, please help, what do you think?

a flowbee for him and a hair-a-gami for her? they are very into their appearance not sure what to do

2006-12-19 07:32:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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A neighbor just left a Christmas present on my doorstep that contained a bottle of Olive Oil & a Twister game?

Do you think they are trying to get invited over for dinner?

2006-12-19 07:31:19 · 9 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what is your favorite infomercial and did you purchase the product?

2006-12-19 07:31:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think of Nicolas Cage?

Personally I love him. My sister thinks he's really wooden and can't act to save his life. I love all his films, Face off and Peggy Sue are cool. He did a good job with his character in Peggy Sue. What do you think of him?

2006-12-19 07:30:57 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Should men be masculine and women be feminine?

2006-12-19 07:30:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Mental Generation - Cafe Del Mar ?

where can i find this track on cd? or where can i buy it?
*this song was a one off and it is likely on a trance/ambient compilation cd.
*this tune came out in the mid 90's
*DON'T tell me ebay or other online websites to buy it.
*this tune has nothing to do with energy 52

2006-12-19 07:30:02 · 3 answers · asked by L 5 in Music

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Do you think Ms. USA should of recieved her crown back? Why or why not?

2006-12-19 07:29:19 · 22 answers · asked by pixi_doll 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the name of the show where that guy goes to people's homes and tries to fix their problems?

He's a bald man (shaved head, not natural) and he wears glasses. I can't remember what the show is called. Even if anyone knew his name that'd be awesome.

2006-12-19 07:28:52 · 4 answers · asked by celticaara 1 in Television

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when did Donald Trump became a franchise of miss USA pageant?

2006-12-19 07:28:20 · 6 answers · asked by brownss49 1 in Celebrities

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Have you ever tried to fit a pocket dictionary in your pocket?

2006-12-19 07:27:56 · 21 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anybody actually LIKE fruitcake?

Just curious, because... icky...

2006-12-19 07:26:41 · 31 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know how long it will take to cut through metal chains with a nail file?

...The Smurfs have captured Dragon and put her in chains fer some reason. How long will it take to get free if all Dragon has is a nail file? And why did the Smurfs chain Dragon?

Thanks fer yer answers. ♥

2006-12-19 07:26:15 · 17 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you sometimes find it hard to take Alotta F seriously due to her pitiable lack of spelling/grammar skills?

2006-12-19 07:25:55 · 15 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you be embarrassed to be mugged at a Wal-mart Parking lot?

2006-12-19 07:25:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I live in a rough neighborhood, so I'm going to ...?

leave Santa some milk,cookies, hand grenades, and a cattle prod. What will you leave out?

2006-12-19 07:24:37 · 17 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Has anyone seen Fall out Boy's new video?

"This ain't a scene, it's an arms race" was shown on Mtv at 6am (don't ask how or why) but will give it at TRL today. It featured characters from FOB's three videos: Sugar, we're going down, Dance, Dance, and A little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me

2006-12-19 07:24:29 · 6 answers · asked by Rebel2 3 in Music

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Where can I get Clips of Kiddy Grade and Samurai 7?

Just Wonderin. Preferable Heihachi and Lumiere.

2006-12-19 07:24:18 · 3 answers · asked by Miyami 1 in Comics & Animation