Entertainment & Music - 15 December 2006

The Amish Hand Warmer...
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and it warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and it warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said,"My peni$ is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a peni$ ?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, . . .

They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!?"



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2006-12-15 21:52:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know she's from London but she looks like she has another nationality does anyone know?

2006-12-15 21:51:14 · 1 answers · asked by tward1989 2 in Music

2006-12-15 21:51:13 · 7 answers · asked by Magda P 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-15 21:50:42 · 18 answers · asked by ok 4 in Polls & Surveys

A country boy headed for Nashville walks into a bar in Virginia and soon realizes it's full of tatooed bikers. As he sits down on a bar stool, a biker comes over and says, "Hey redneck, that's MY seat." At this point the other bikers start gathering around. The country boy starts praying, "Lord, I'm really screwed here, can you help me out?". A booming voice come down from heaven that only the country boy can hear. "This is your God...you are NOT screwed. Pick up a cue stick and hit the leader right over the head with it.". The guy does as he is told... he picks up a cue stick and whacks the leader of the biker gang right over the head. Again he hears a booming voice.."This is God again....NOW you are screwed."

2006-12-15 21:50:17 · 6 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Brokeback Mountain
Jake Gyllenhaal
Heath Ledger
movie

2006-12-15 21:48:57 · 6 answers · asked by kimy 1 in Movies

2006-12-15 21:48:49 · 20 answers · asked by ok 4 in Polls & Surveys

Dre or Cube?

2006-12-15 21:47:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

True Story



My freind was 11, riding his bike down a sidewalk when it was just beginning to get dark, a drunk driver hit him he is now almost 17 and is on a cane he was in a wheelchair for 15years and his grilfreind broke up with him becuz he was cripiled and he was very shocked and upset and he said he would grow his hair out long until he met a girl that liked him for him. Now his hair is down past his knees.

Do you see how much pain you have cuased my freind?

2006-12-15 21:45:41 · 6 answers · asked by Emily 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't mean to be a totall buzzkill but, why do people feel the need to announce when they're going to bed?

2006-12-15 21:45:14 · 5 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

There was a purple T-rex on swap shop what was his name and how did he get it?

2006-12-15 21:43:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

2006-12-15 21:42:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the one played using a violin

2006-12-15 21:40:24 · 5 answers · asked by bey 1 in Music

yet you can still answer just not the question you were on I think yahoo has a glitch

2006-12-15 21:39:52 · 11 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 21:38:53 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 21:38:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was a Christmas film I don't think it was animation but the film was a lot like Toy Story (but it wasn't) where there were these toys that came to life when nobody was in the room. I think it had Kermit in it some where (whether he was just a narrator, I’m not sure). And I also remember that one of the toys was seen moving by a human and it seemed to kill the toy. I know it's odd but I saw it when I was a child, and I keep wondering what it was. I know it's not much to go on but I hope someone out there can help. Thank you for your help, and Merry Christmas.

2006-12-15 21:35:44 · 8 answers · asked by Andrew L 2 in Movies

2006-12-15 21:35:39 · 3 answers · asked by Wat Da Hell 5 in Television

think back from the place you are, the starts so far and the end i cant imagine, and then theres the sunshine that comes from your eyes.( can hear a short clip if you go to this link, click on the promo...)
http://www.nationalgeographic.com.au/

2006-12-15 21:35:31 · 1 answers · asked by amelia h 2 in Music

2006-12-15 21:35:27 · 8 answers · asked by atul_19sss 1 in Movies

Colonel sanders has popcorn chicken vision, and can project a drumstick out of his retina 200 feet per second

he lives in my aunt Augusta's wig

2006-12-15 21:35:08 · 16 answers · asked by WTF MATE? 1 in Polls & Surveys

What will I be like?

When I'm cured of this telepathy, how will I live, what will I be, what will I be like?

I'm really lacking direction. My dad said I have to go to "Hakyo" (school). But, what does that mean? Does he mean back to college? Or does he mean heaven?

2006-12-15 21:34:11 · 6 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is the name of the girl model in the D'damas jewellery commercial that airs on Indian television?


Thanks in advance

2006-12-15 21:32:09 · 9 answers · asked by sheetal501 2 in Celebrities

it's been pissing me off cause i dont know this song it gos some thing like this I KNOW I'M BEING USEDTHAT'S OK I LIKE THE ABUSE........ LATE AT NIGHT SHE KNOCKS ON MY DOOR AND SHE'S READY TO SCORE......... I'M JUST A SUCKER WITH NO SELF A STEAM........ some thing like that you got to help me i wanna know the name of the song and the band

2006-12-15 21:31:11 · 4 answers · asked by Lil_Missy 1 in Music

2006-12-15 21:30:26 · 5 answers · asked by WTF MATE? 1 in Polls & Surveys

What will I be like?

When I'm cured of this telepathy, how will I live, what will I be, what will I be like?

I'm really lacking direction. My dad said I have to go to "Hakyo" (school). But, what does that mean? Does he mean back to college? Or does he mean heaven?

2006-12-15 21:30:11 · 2 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 21:30:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

best one gets 10 points and start yall off heres in from me

Yo momma so fat and old the when jesus said "let there be light!" he asked her to move her fat @$$ outta dah way!

2006-12-15 21:29:09 · 2 answers · asked by Emily 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What pieces of music really start your brain churning? Something complex or experimental or just stupefyingly beautiful? For me, it's BT's album "This Binary Universe", which I'm listening to as I browse the questions here. What are your favourites?

2006-12-15 21:29:02 · 5 answers · asked by Mike M 6 in Music

2006-12-15 21:28:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music