best one gets 10 points and start yall off heres in from me
Yo momma so fat and old the when jesus said "let there be light!" he asked her to move her fat @$$ outta dah way!
2006-12-15 21:29:09 · 2 answers · asked by Emily 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know few
1) yo momma so fat, that when she jumped for joy in her house, she got stuck on the ceiling!
2)yo momma so boring, she laughs while watching TV whilst sleeping
3)yo momma so fat that she needs a kilometer lace to tie her shoes
4)yo momma so thin, she inherited her genes from her fave. food- bamboos
5)yo momma so crazy, she thinks it is fun to see a fly in her @$$ singing the teletubbies theme song!
2006-12-15 22:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by IceღFire Shawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas so fat that when she asked for a water bed for xmas they put a fitted sheet over lake Michigan.
2006-12-15 22:12:20 · answer #2 · answered by susan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋