A country boy headed for Nashville walks into a bar in Virginia and soon realizes it's full of tatooed bikers. As he sits down on a bar stool, a biker comes over and says, "Hey redneck, that's MY seat." At this point the other bikers start gathering around. The country boy starts praying, "Lord, I'm really screwed here, can you help me out?". A booming voice come down from heaven that only the country boy can hear. "This is your God...you are NOT screwed. Pick up a cue stick and hit the leader right over the head with it.". The guy does as he is told... he picks up a cue stick and whacks the leader of the biker gang right over the head. Again he hears a booming voice.."This is God again....NOW you are screwed."
2006-12-15 21:50:17 · 6 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh man that was really funny...i needed that!! Thanks mate
2006-12-15 22:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meant to be screwed,lollllllllllllll very funny
2006-12-16 05:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! Hah! Funny! Now you are screwed! Funny!
2006-12-16 06:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad !
2006-12-16 05:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... a great advert for 'be careful what you wish for!'
2006-12-16 05:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by Bart S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-16 05:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋