The Amish Hand Warmer...
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and it warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and it warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said,"My peni$ is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a peni$ ?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, . . .
They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!?"
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2006-12-15 21:52:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I suppose it depends on how hard it is in the first place ! haha
2006-12-15 21:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you comprehend that in case you rub your fingers at the same time actual quick for like a minute they'll get warmth? sure, it truly is authentic. perhaps you need to provide that a shot. i visit care a lot less about the temperature of your chilly fingers, even with the reality that. i comprehend you've an somewhat warmth heart. I recommend, it truly is gotta be like ninety 8.6 stages, a minimum of. till you've a fever. Then it will be a lot hotter. yet you do not choose it that warmth cuz you are able to fall ill. xoxo
2016-11-26 22:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that 1 . good job
2006-12-15 22:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very good one, thanks!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-16 10:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL, good one 10/10
2006-12-15 22:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-15 22:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L M F A O
2006-12-19 10:05:40 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know the feeling te hee hee
2006-12-19 08:05:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!
2006-12-16 00:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl ho ho ho great1 merry p*ssmas and a bottle of JD..........
2006-12-15 21:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋