Entertainment & Music - 15 December 2006

A guy is at the supermarket when a beautiful blonde waves at him and says hello.

He's taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, and he really should remember someone so beautiful. So he asks her, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my balls with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my @ss?"

"No,” she says. “I'm your son's math teacher."

2006-12-15 11:56:33 · 30 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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waht are song goos indie rock or alternative rock songs?

i mean specific songs not just bands

2006-12-15 11:56:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What are some of the names of the "ewoks" in Star Wars?

2006-12-15 11:55:56 · 6 answers · asked by foxfire 5 in Movies

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what is your favorite quote?

mine is "Cheering an army of vacuum cleaners" which is quoted from a Jim Morrison poem

2006-12-15 11:55:48 · 36 answers · asked by i♥TheDoors! 1 in Polls & Surveys

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As a man, I'm not embarrassed to buy tampons for a woman...?

But apparently, they're not a 'proper present'

2006-12-15 11:55:43 · 44 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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does anyone lik Panic /At The Disco?

2006-12-15 11:55:43 · 19 answers · asked by jhonny 1 in Music

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If your life was a ship, would it be tied to a single anchor?

2006-12-15 11:55:20 · 7 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do females find "dirty" jokes funny?

Whenever blokes tell them, women clam up or look disapproving.when other women tell the same joke,they screech like banshees!!! Why? women only reply please.

2006-12-15 11:54:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

2006-12-15 11:54:46 · 16 answers · asked by they're savages 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats the...?

most dangerous thing you've ever done? How about stupidest? Funniest? Worst?

2006-12-15 11:54:43 · 10 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Does the average Jewish person get pissed off watching Borat?

we watched it at my friend's house last night and afterwards he mentioned the guy who left early had been Jewish.... oops, hope he was offended :(

2006-12-15 11:54:32 · 4 answers · asked by chigaimasu 2 in Movies

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Ever tried to sleep on Greyhound ?

I end up drooling on the person in front of me ...or ending up in the isle !!!

2006-12-15 11:53:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which band/singer would you like to meet?

I would like to meet The All-American Rejects and Linkin Park.

2006-12-15 11:53:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What was the funniest part in the movie "Airplane"?

Which part of the movie made you laugh so hard?!?

I liked the jiving granny, lol

2006-12-15 11:53:07 · 12 answers · asked by Above & Beyond (Just call me Ab! 1 in Movies

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When/What year did Elmo first appear on Sesame Street?

My nieces - ages 19 months through 7, like to watch Elmo. They asked me if I also watched Elmo when I was little. Truth is I remember grover, oscar, big bird, ernie and bert, cookie monster, snuffleupagus..but no Elmo. When was Elmo "born" so to speak? Thanks.

2006-12-15 11:52:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Do You like Cats & Hip Hop Music?

I've recently set up a website aimed at getting 11 stray cats living on my street into loving homes. The site has live streaming video of the kitties needing homes and all the kitties enjoy hip- hop music so on Saturday mornings they play for 1/2 hour to hip hop (which is now!). So please tune in and help a good cause???
http://www.kittiesinthehood.com

2006-12-15 11:52:09 · 9 answers · asked by friendofthekittiesinthehood 1 in Music

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Whats the full form of........?

C D R S?

2006-12-15 11:52:04 · 3 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you feel about the death penalty halt in Florida?

I see there was a 'botched lethal injection' that took like 34 minutes for the condemned to die. Bother you or no?

2006-12-15 11:51:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you stand tall and stick to your guns?

2006-12-15 11:51:21 · 26 answers · asked by Wiley 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Riddle: Can you solve it?

I had 2 pieces of pie.. the pie is gone. There is no one else in the room, there is nowhere to get rid of the rest of it. Where's the rest of the pie?

2006-12-15 11:51:17 · 30 answers · asked by sally b 4 in Jokes & Riddles