A guy is at the supermarket when a beautiful blonde waves at him and says hello.
He's taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, and he really should remember someone so beautiful. So he asks her, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my balls with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my @ss?"
"No,” she says. “I'm your son's math teacher."
2006-12-15 11:56:33 · 30 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious and I'm still laughing.
2006-12-15 13:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by Sugar Ray 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha!ha!ha!
2006-12-15 13:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by purplebobbed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I really AM laughing out loud and cannot stop yet!
Thanks.
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A Wickedly Happy Christmas to all!
2006-12-15 18:21:18 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Always remember to engage brain before opening mouth.
2006-12-15 12:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by colin.christie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is funny. Couldn't imagine if that was a situation I would ever really get into. Let this be a lesson.
2006-12-15 11:58:37 · answer #5 · answered by dday 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-15 20:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10!!!
2006-12-15 12:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by geminitaurus 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 plus 2 don't always make 5 ! haha
2006-12-15 12:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its funny
never had or even been to a bachelor party
I don't think I would like things stuck up my butt either, haven't really tried it though
2006-12-15 12:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Omigosh at a loss for words.
2006-12-15 11:59:28 · answer #10 · answered by lavenderlovely 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋