There was a store. The store sold 3 and only 3 types of toilets. the first type was wooden. the second type was metal. and the third was a musical toilet( it palyed songs everytime u peed). So then a man comes in. he buys the wooden toilet. he returns it the next day. the manager asks, " Why did u bring it back?". the man said, "Everytime i sit on it, i'd get splinters on my butt." the next day, another man came in and bot the metal toilet. he returned it the next day. the manager asked," why did u bring it back?". the man said, everytime i sit on it, my but would freeze." the next day a lady comes in and buys the musical toilet. she returns it the next day. the manager asked," why did u bring it back?" the lady said, " Everytime i sit on it, it would play,'Do you SEE wat i SEE?'.
i <3 this joke lol. =]
2006-12-15
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