There was a store. The store sold 3 and only 3 types of toilets. the first type was wooden. the second type was metal. and the third was a musical toilet( it palyed songs everytime u peed). So then a man comes in. he buys the wooden toilet. he returns it the next day. the manager asks, " Why did u bring it back?". the man said, "Everytime i sit on it, i'd get splinters on my butt." the next day, another man came in and bot the metal toilet. he returned it the next day. the manager asked," why did u bring it back?". the man said, everytime i sit on it, my but would freeze." the next day a lady comes in and buys the musical toilet. she returns it the next day. the manager asked," why did u bring it back?" the lady said, " Everytime i sit on it, it would play,'Do you SEE wat i SEE?'.
i <3 this joke lol. =]
2006-12-15 15:22:06 · 26 answers · asked by Vanessa 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, it is really funny>>>I too loved it.
2006-12-15 17:47:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao yet i've got been given a million for u .There as quickly as replaced right into a black boy and his mum and dad advised him if he replaced into good he will pass to heaven and God will provide him wings and he would be an angel. So the boy obeyed his mum and dad then suddenley he have been given ill and died. On his arrivial in heaven God blessed him and gave him wings. The boy stated "God am I an angel now"? and God stated "No ****** your a bat"! purely a shaggy dog tale
2016-10-05 09:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - I want one of those! Where can I get one??? This would be so kewl for some of the parties I host!
Ohh, wife just told me it was a joke!
Still want one, here!
The Ol' Sasquatch Ü
2006-12-15 16:16:20 · answer #3 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol deifnitely a thumb up and a 10 on the laugh meter
2006-12-15 15:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i love that one...i've heard it a couple times before, but it always makes me smile...and reminds me to never buy anything but porcelian toilets ;)
2006-12-15 16:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,,, I was feeling down, made me laugh, thank you. Merry Christmas
2006-12-15 15:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by avery 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
That would be soo creepy.
Its cute tho!
<3
2006-12-15 15:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by Danielle (: 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Love it!
2006-12-15 15:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ha thats a good one
2006-12-15 15:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by blondie9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :)
2006-12-15 16:00:34 · answer #10 · answered by Chris W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋