Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2006

for NASA's moon colony in 2025? What job will you apply for?

2006-12-12 19:40:36 · 19 answers · asked by Norman 7 in Polls & Surveys

Two guys were at a bar arguing with their friend who was a midget. Sudden out of nowhere, the Pope walks into the bar! "Oh my god its the pope " they all say at once "the midget says to the guys 'That's it I'm going ask him." So he walks up to the Pope and asks "Sir, are there midget nuns in America?", "No, no, no." says the Pope "Are there midget nuns in the entire world?" "No, no, no." says the Pope "Are there even such things as midget nuns?" "No, no, no." says the Pope.
His friends burst out chanting, "Joe screwed a penguin, Joe screwed a penguin..."

2006-12-12 19:39:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If they all applied at the same time,who would you recruit? You can only recruit one servant.

2006-12-12 19:39:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How ___ till the ___ drowns you out.Don't put ____ up in my ____. I didn't steal your ____.

2006-12-12 19:39:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it considered "normal" in todays society to

1)eat waffles through my elbows

2)eat koalas

3)catch john stamos on fire as a hobby

4)watch MAD TV and read MAD magazine

and 5) pay walrusses and flamingos to eat barbed wire

2006-12-12 19:39:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What exactly does that mean? I know it's from a song, but can't remember who sings it or the name? For some reason I keep thinking Steely Dan but don't think it's them.

So I guess this is a 3 part question; what does the line mean, the title of the song and artist?

2006-12-12 19:37:45 · 7 answers · asked by CluelessOne 5 in Music

I'm always early.

2006-12-12 19:36:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 19:36:46 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

Or impossible, should people not willing to answer within its confines have their answers ignored?

2006-12-12 19:36:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

____, I'm having so much ____. Well, ____, we're just getting ____. Oh, I ____ you ___.

2006-12-12 19:36:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 19:34:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

alter-egos come out at night?

2006-12-12 19:31:40 · 24 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am ____, but some how I feel ____, and sometimes when I get ____, I have to ___.

2006-12-12 19:31:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 19:31:21 · 13 answers · asked by David 6 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 19:31:11 · 13 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

It was lunch time for the Mr. Smith's 4th Grade Class. Dan and Jim eached walked through the lunch line. At the end of the line was the cashier. Jim handed the cashier $2.00, the cashier took the money and allowed Jim leave. Dan handed the cashier a piece of paper that read: 1004180. The cashier studied the piece of paper for a while, then allowed Dan to leave. Why did Jim have to pay and Dan didn't?

2006-12-12 19:30:54 · 9 answers · asked by tamoi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Today, I kept waking up and falling asleep to get the perfect lucid dream, which is in my livejournal at http://dreamnt.livejournal.com

Anyhow, when I had those dreams, I was feeling a lot in my senses. Weirder was that I was somehow controlling the dream consciously.

Ever had any regrets from a dream, besides not being able to dream what you wanted? For instance, for what you did in a dream in your own consciousness?

Anyone?

2006-12-12 19:30:48 · 8 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 19:30:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i do ; )
http://ca.360.yahoo.com/profile-jzflESUzeqSg1JN8PMLIfHX0PeqP

2006-12-12 19:30:30 · 8 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 6 in Polls & Surveys

had an experience a while ago and was wondering if it was normal. i smoked and the effects were very powerful. i was very disoriented and i was very spacey. i also was blacking out and the only way i snapped out of those black outs was when my friend talked to me. it felt like i was lteraly in a dream. i also was very into my head and my thoughts none of which made sense. we wee only a couple blocks away from my house, and if it werent for my friend i would not have been able to fing my way back. eventualy we got in my house and it looked like my house but it also looked very different. i was also having auditory hallucinations. i heard the hum of the refrigerator and i was deep in my thoughts and it began to turn in to a catchy tune. but then i kind of shook my head and i realized what it was. i am also on zoloft and was wondering if any of these effects were normal. it seemed like a normal high but it seemed to be much more intesified by the zoloft. this was my first time smoking

2006-12-12 19:29:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 19:29:44 · 7 answers · asked by ME 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 19:29:28 · 20 answers · asked by vena r 1 in Music

2006-12-12 19:29:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'd prefer dirty ones, but any one which really fooled somebody. I've heard of someone being assigned to write an obituary, only to have someone pretend to be the dead man and call them up and scream, "You idiot! I'm not dead!"

2006-12-12 19:27:21 · 7 answers · asked by Singletary 2 in Jokes & Riddles

what do you call a russian with three testicles??
answer in one hour if not resolved!!

2006-12-12 19:27:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 19:26:55 · 17 answers · asked by POKI POKI 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 19:26:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 19:26:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

By emotions, thoughts, dreams, desires, muscle paralysis, whatever...

2006-12-12 19:26:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.

So when George's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. George stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, George went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked into George's eyes and said, "Because your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in January, you were born in July."

2006-12-12 19:25:44 · 12 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Jokes & Riddles