I'd prefer dirty ones, but any one which really fooled somebody. I've heard of someone being assigned to write an obituary, only to have someone pretend to be the dead man and call them up and scream, "You idiot! I'm not dead!"
2006-12-12 19:27:21 · 7 answers · asked by Singletary 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When in the military (1960's) my friends and I stole a Sidewinder Missile, and buried it nose first in the Station Commanders front garden, we then set off a thunderflash and a smoke grenade into the tail cone of the missile.
The Station Commander comes out to see what the fuss is and see what he thinks is a live sidewinder missile buried in his front garden, they evacuate the entire officers married quarters and call EOD (Bomb Disposal), it was about an hour later when they discovered the words "Property of RAF Museum xxxxxxx" painted in small letters down the side, then they realised it was a dud.
2006-12-12 19:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by Master U 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My friend owned a little shop in China town and she sold fake designer handbags on the down low.
I ordered to stripper cops to go and arrest her... I had them handcuff her in front of all her customers and she was about to cry when they said... "you have the right to look, but not touch" and started to strip. Then I jumped out and said April Fools!
2006-12-13 03:48:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
back in high school we used to get "Knox unflavored gelatin" and mix it with hot water and pour it into the toilet bowls at the end of the day, and let it set up over night. well, it has no color to it and looks like regular water, exept it is solid after it has set up. someone would go in the next day and take a big dump on top of it, and it would just sit there on top of the hardened gelatin, and they couldnt figure out why! I pity the fool who had to clean that mess up, tho.
2006-12-13 03:35:37 · answer #3 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once in high school I put on a bike helmet, and during a band concert I ran out from under the bleachers, and ran full speed into the Gong.
2006-12-13 03:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
simple things like hding someones shoes or toothbrush always cracks me up. also putting toothpaste or writing on someones face while they are sleeping. putting foam in someones hand then tickling their face while they are asleep.
2006-12-13 03:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by painintheneck 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the one I pulled out of my ***
2006-12-13 03:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
it's a lamp post, it's a baseball bat, its a pumpshotgun,
no it's my d***!!! donot dare to s**k it!!
2006-12-13 03:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Annoymous 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋