Two guys were at a bar arguing with their friend who was a midget. Sudden out of nowhere, the Pope walks into the bar! "Oh my god its the pope " they all say at once "the midget says to the guys 'That's it I'm going ask him." So he walks up to the Pope and asks "Sir, are there midget nuns in America?", "No, no, no." says the Pope "Are there midget nuns in the entire world?" "No, no, no." says the Pope "Are there even such things as midget nuns?" "No, no, no." says the Pope.
His friends burst out chanting, "Joe screwed a penguin, Joe screwed a penguin..."
2006-12-12 19:39:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one larry you get full marks for that one
2006-12-12 22:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is quite a dilemma. I would suggest that your midget "friend" see a doctor as soon as possible, before his Johnson falls off.
2006-12-13 03:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Joseph Manners 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what's the pope doing in a bar?
2006-12-13 04:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny lol. Took me a while to work it out but good!
2006-12-13 04:21:39 · answer #4 · answered by dm_overton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooh a joke from the 80's
funny though
2006-12-13 03:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MMMMMmmmmmmm nice try Larry
2006-12-13 08:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Really Funny..
2006-12-13 03:45:02 · answer #7 · answered by babu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty cool!
2006-12-13 03:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by Xtine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I thought that had only happened to me !
2006-12-13 03:43:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you eat a joke book for brekkie?
Keep em coming:)))
2006-12-13 08:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋