Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2006

2006-12-12 03:18:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 03:18:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 03:17:38 · 2 answers · asked by johnny_lm 2 in Television

Do you place every ornament, garland and light carefully, or 'just get it on there and be done with it'?

2006-12-12 03:17:21 · 10 answers · asked by Baby'sMom 7 in Polls & Surveys

should i pretend to love every girl that answers my questions?

i guess thats what "bouncin here and there and everywhere" means........

lol cmon Devourer we need to start up a fued........JustHonest is too old.......he cant run with us no more......

2006-12-12 03:17:17 · 11 answers · asked by SpinKick 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 03:16:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have values and standards that would probably go against what rap represents. a lot of the cotemporary world will say that rap spreads hate and degrade people, blah, blah, blah, blah. but speaking as a musician i can honestly say that music is sometimes the only and the best refuge you can find when you need it. music is therapy, and if eminem and 50 cent can channel their feelings into music, rather than actions, then i say more power to them. it kinda makes me mad to see people like eminem and 50 cent (even though i may object to what they stand for) get punished by their critics when i can at least appreciate their crude but lyrical genious. is it not our responsibility to decide for ourselves what we subject ourselves to? or do you really feel that the aura of such genres is harmful to society?

2006-12-12 03:16:19 · 5 answers · asked by alex l 5 in Music

and is it safe from virouses,

2006-12-12 03:16:02 · 7 answers · asked by wozza.lad 5 in Music

I say, green french fry.

2006-12-12 03:15:54 · 31 answers · asked by 81% Naughty, 19% Nice 4 in Polls & Surveys

a singer from take that.

2006-12-12 03:15:51 · 17 answers · asked by zoe.00cat 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-12 03:15:38 · 4 answers · asked by X 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-12 03:15:09 · 4 answers · asked by robdent31 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 03:15:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

twas the night before xmas and all thru the house.
everybody felt shxtty including the mouse.
mums at the whxrehouse dads smoking grass.
id just settled for anice piece of axse.
when out on the lawn i heard such a clutter.
i sprung from my piece to see whats the matter.
then out on the lawn i saw a big dxck.
i knew in a moment it must be st nick.
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
i knew straight away the fxcker had fell.
he filled our stockings with prezzies andbeer.
and a big rubber duck for my brother the queer.
he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart.
the son of a bxtch blew thechimney apart.
he swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight.





pxss on you all and have a hell of a night














ps
just recieved this over mobile
what do you think people yes or no

2006-12-12 03:14:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

After John’s wife passed away, he decided that, at eighty-four, it was about time for him to consider moving into an assisted living community. He was a lonely widower, and it was becoming difficult for him to care for himself and tend to all of the responsibilities associated with being a homeowner. So, he sold his house, liquidated his assets, and moved to a neighborhood retirement home. After a few months, John had settled in and was making a lot of new friends.



At the home’s spring dance, he met a woman named Dina. Dina was a widow and eighty-two years old, but she didn’t look a day over seventy-five; what a looker. John decided that he would ask her to go out on the river with him in one of the home’s paddleboats. Dina accepted John’s invitation, and on a sunny Saturday afternoon they went out on the paddleboat together. The date was going wonderfully, and as their boat approached a fork in the river, John turned to Dina and asked her if she wanted to go "up or down?" Dina turned to John, and all of the color was gone from her face. She wasn’t smiling. John started to shift and get a little uncomfortable. Instead of answering his question, Dina stipped all of her clothes off right there on the paddleboat and proceded to make passionate love to him. It was the wildest, most desperate, best sex of his life. John decided he’d ask Dina out again.



The very next Saturday, John asked Dina to go out on the river with him again. She accepted his offer, and they went back out in the paddleboat. When they got to the same fork in the river, John turned to Dina and asked, "Up or down?" Again, Dina ripped all of the clothes from her body, climbed on top of him and made passionate love to him. Wow, John thought. I could get used to this.



The next Saturday, John and Dina went back out in the paddleboat. When they got to the infamous fork in the river, John turned to Dina and, smiling as he unbuttoned his shirt, he asked, "Up or down?" "Hmm," Dina replied. "I think... up. Let’s go up-river." Stunned, John fumbled with his shirt buttons and tried to pull himself together. "Err, alright... up-river it is then," John stammered. They travelled the rest of the paddleboat-ride in silence.



As they were nearing the dock, John just couldn’t stand it anymore. He HAD to know what was going on. How could he lose out on such a great deal?!

"Dina! I need to ask you something."

"What is it?" Dina asked.

"Well, see, these past few weeks, every time we’ve gotten to the fork in the river, I have asked you if you wanted to go ’up or down,’ and you have responded by ripping your clothes off and giving me the best sex of my life. Why didn’t you make love to me this week?"

"Oh, Jesus." Dina answered. "My hearing aid was getting repaired and I just got it back yesterday. Every time we’ve been out on the river, I thought you were saying, ’**** or drown.’"

2006-12-12 03:14:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

whipped cream or without?

2006-12-12 03:14:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 03:14:26 · 2 answers · asked by mpatheria 1 in Movies

2006-12-12 03:14:10 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 03:13:23 · 47 answers · asked by Push It 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 03:13:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 03:11:58 · 19 answers · asked by aidan m 1 in Movies

2006-12-12 03:11:35 · 60 answers · asked by samantha 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a college student, and I feel that final exams don't help me to learn or retain information. Instead, I get extremely stressed, and often forget a lot of the material no matter how hard I study. Some of my professors agree that final exams (over ALL the semester's material) are not worth it and don't help students. One professor even told us that studies have shown that a year after a final exam, students only remember 7% of what they were taught. Does anyone agree that final exams are not helpful in the learning process? (Final exams that are over ALL course material, not final exams that just cover the last section gone over).

2006-12-12 03:11:04 · 13 answers · asked by two_kee_kees 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 03:10:43 · 8 answers · asked by ANDRE THE GIANT'S BALLS 1 in Polls & Surveys

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Lomia/699573999_l.jpg

(sort of disturbing...but no nudity)

*and no this is not me...not even close...I'm skinny...she is not*

2006-12-12 03:10:29 · 3 answers · asked by ∞ Mixed § Peanuts ∞ 3 in Polls & Surveys

that most people don't know about you?

2006-12-12 03:10:09 · 24 answers · asked by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have heard that lately Britney Spears has become a little wild since leaving K-fed. Is it true that she wears really short skirts and no underwear?

2006-12-12 03:10:03 · 18 answers · asked by bikini bandit 2 in Celebrities

An atheist takes a walk . . .

For those of you'll who do not know an atheist is a person who does not
believe in God. An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw
that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping
frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.
At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God!" Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of
the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't
exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me
to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light.
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a
Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the
forest resumed. And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am
truly thankful, Amen.

2006-12-12 03:09:46 · 14 answers · asked by godisamor 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 03:09:33 · 8 answers · asked by smart alec 1 in Music

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2006-12-12 03:08:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys