twas the night before xmas and all thru the house.
everybody felt shxtty including the mouse.
mums at the whxrehouse dads smoking grass.
id just settled for anice piece of axse.
when out on the lawn i heard such a clutter.
i sprung from my piece to see whats the matter.
then out on the lawn i saw a big dxck.
i knew in a moment it must be st nick.
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
i knew straight away the fxcker had fell.
he filled our stockings with prezzies andbeer.
and a big rubber duck for my brother the queer.
he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart.
the son of a bxtch blew thechimney apart.
he swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight.
pxss on you all and have a hell of a night
ps
just recieved this over mobile
what do you think people yes or no
2006-12-12 03:14:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-12 03:18:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up
2006-12-12 03:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by bty937915 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I received that in a xmas card from a friend almost 10 yrs ago.
2006-12-12 03:17:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah funny I like that
2006-12-12 03:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one very funny 9/10
2006-12-12 03:40:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but only average
2006-12-12 03:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, a good one.
2006-12-12 03:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by Rich T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-12-12 03:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by Ashleigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame.
2006-12-12 03:17:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's amusing. Deffinatly for an adult crowd :)
2006-12-12 03:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by zara01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋