An atheist takes a walk . . .
For those of you'll who do not know an atheist is a person who does not
believe in God. An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw
that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping
frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.
At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God!" Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of
the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't
exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me
to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light.
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a
Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the
forest resumed. And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am
truly thankful, Amen.
2006-12-12 03:09:46 · 14 answers · asked by godisamor 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not only is that a completely lame and the opposite of funny, it's also really annoying because Christians don't have any proof that god exists, nor do atheists have any that he doesn't. So I just think it's kind of funny how you make a joke about an atheist who "gets what he deserves." And I also think that it would be rather sadistic of God to kill a man purely because he is a non-believer. Sadistic AND vain.
2006-12-12 03:22:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well being the true athiest that I am.....I find it very funny. I guess its because I dont feel bound to having defend an idiology that makes as much sense to me as Aesops fables do.
By the way, being athiest does not mean that one need not be spiritual. I believe in the spirit of mankind, and the spirite of mother nature, and I even believe in the spirite of christmas. Spreading good will and good wishes towards my fellow man.
2006-12-12 03:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by dewhatulike 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it only witha shark.
Guy takes a swim sees a shark getting closer freaks out and swims faster. yells oh god help. there's a light God talks guy saya he won't belive and make the shark belive so he blesses the guy be fore the shark eats him!! it's not funny sry
2006-12-12 03:17:03 · answer #3 · answered by *~krazi~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worth a chuckle.
2006-12-12 03:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by Wundt 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fuuny joke. i think people should lighten up! just cuase ur poking fun at soemone doesnt mean ur attacking their beliefs! durn political corectnes.
2006-12-12 04:03:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's definitely Funny! LOL ! 10/10
2006-12-12 03:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now, there we go, finally a good joke.
2006-12-12 04:03:44 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame.
2006-12-12 03:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
best joke i have heard on here in a long time.
2006-12-12 03:12:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This isn't even all that funny.
2006-12-12 03:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by johngrobmyer 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋