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Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2006

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Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig.When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy, me ol'mate,how are we going to tell who owns which Fookin' Pig?" Paddy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one of te ears off my Fookin Pig, and ten we can tell them apart." "Ah, dat id be grand," says Paddy.

This worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said, "Your Fookin Pig has chewed the ear off my Fookin Pig. Now we got two fookin pigs with one ear each. How are we going to tell who owns which fookin pig.?" "Well Paddy," says
Paddy,"I'll cut ta other ear off my fookin pig. Ten we'll ave two fookin pigs and only one of them will avan ear". "Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.

Again, this worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy again stormed into the house. "Paddy", he said, "Your fookin pig has chewed the other ear offa my fookin pig!!!." "Now, we got two fookin pigs with no fookin ears!

2006-12-09 04:24:32 · 16 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Now dream that you're a poor mother (your husband is dead) and your child is very ill. Your kid needs to go to a hospital but you don't have the enough money. And your boss says if u have a night with him (you know what I mean), he will give the enough money..Would u do that?

2006-12-09 04:22:54 · 10 answers · asked by Irmak 7 in Polls & Surveys

there were 3 guys, poop, shut up, & manners.
One time they went on a walk and poop fell in the pond.
Shut up went to go get the police, and Manners stayed with Poop to help him out. The police asked Shut Up" what's your name boy?" and he said "Shut Up!" then the police officer said" where your manners?" and Shut Up said, " down by the pond picking up Poop!"

2006-12-09 04:22:53 · 13 answers · asked by Walkie-Talkie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

♥(inspired by my one and only, Pinocchio)

2006-12-09 04:22:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What has he done to make Radio one not play his records and why hasn't he had sex for 45 years??

2006-12-09 04:22:35 · 12 answers · asked by Michele 3 in Celebrities

mine is Jim Carrey and Anne Hathway

2006-12-09 04:22:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I ve found by listening to a lot of the contemporary gospel R&B and soul, they like singing in those keys. Is it because it sounds nice, or it s easier for those songs?

2006-12-09 04:21:31 · 3 answers · asked by Rmj 2 in Music

color? which one lol

2006-12-09 04:21:19 · 2 answers · asked by binky 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 04:21:09 · 9 answers · asked by Gemma G 1 in Magazines

2006-12-09 04:20:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How many windows do you have open in your browser right now? I think I have 7, more than that gets me confused...

2006-12-09 04:20:33 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

well i want you all to think about how you were conceived.


now how is your day going?????

2006-12-09 04:19:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Joss Stone due to the fact she sings without shoes on and has the best vocal's out of the 3 in my opinion.

2006-12-09 04:19:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Whose version?

2006-12-09 04:19:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Am I not a funny person?
Do I foresee a successful career for myself as a comedy writer??? :-)

2006-12-09 04:19:01 · 13 answers · asked by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i know!, they have a song about it...how do you spell it?

2006-12-09 04:18:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

why ? can you tell me your favirote color and stuff? Also tell me what your room looks like. tell me any thing. whoever tells me the most I will choose best answer

2006-12-09 04:18:13 · 12 answers · asked by becca 2 in Television

mines is fergie and if you want to email me email me at kyaodum@yahoo.com

2006-12-09 04:18:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 04:17:56 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I find it annoying. and I just want to punch the tv when it's on.

2006-12-09 04:17:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

She is kinda............ don't no

I know I ask stupid question............. just wondering.

2006-12-09 04:17:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i like to listen to both but can't pick a fav.

2006-12-09 04:16:30 · 17 answers · asked by eggz 2 in Music

and why?

2006-12-09 04:16:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm a huge Carrie Underwood fan but I was a Faith fan until her reaction of losing the CMA female of the yr to Carrie.

2006-12-09 04:16:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I went to a boarding school and got woken up by a midnight fire drill. I was convinced I had some urgent German homework to do and started looking for it in my sock drawer until my friend reminded me about the real purpose of a loud bell going off.
I've had other instances of this, but this is probably the worst.

2006-12-09 04:15:47 · 12 answers · asked by Athene1710 4 in Polls & Surveys

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