Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig.When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy, me ol'mate,how are we going to tell who owns which Fookin' Pig?" Paddy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one of te ears off my Fookin Pig, and ten we can tell them apart." "Ah, dat id be grand," says Paddy.
This worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said, "Your Fookin Pig has chewed the ear off my Fookin Pig. Now we got two fookin pigs with one ear each. How are we going to tell who owns which fookin pig.?" "Well Paddy," says
Paddy,"I'll cut ta other ear off my fookin pig. Ten we'll ave two fookin pigs and only one of them will avan ear". "Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Again, this worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy again stormed into the house. "Paddy", he said, "Your fookin pig has chewed the other ear offa my fookin pig!!!." "Now, we got two fookin pigs with no fookin ears!
2006-12-09 04:24:32 · 16 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?" "Ah, dis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy. " I'll tell ya what I'll do. I'll cut
de tail offa my fookin pig. Den we'll av two fookin pigs with no fookin
ears and only one fookin tail." "Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Another couple of weeks went by and......... .you guessed it, Paddy
stormed into the house once more. "PADDY," shouted Paddy, "YOUR FOOKIN PIG HAS CHEWED THE FOOKIN TAIL OFFA MY FOOKIN PIG, AND NOW WE GOT TWO FOOKIN PIGS WITH NO FOOKIN EARS AND NO FOOKIN TAILS!!!!!!! !!!!!!!. HOW
DE FOOK ARE WE GONNA FOOKIN TELL 'EM APART!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!"
"Ah, Fook it" says Paddy, "how's about you have the black one, and I'll have the white one"
2006-12-09 04:25:03 · update #1
That was really fookin funny, I laughed my fookin face off!
2006-12-09 05:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww Irishmen cant be that dumb. Especially when they have the fookin luck of the Irish. LOL
2006-12-09 12:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats fookin funny
2006-12-09 12:27:10 · answer #3 · answered by ZappBranagan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There, you see, not all paddys are fookin stupid.
2006-12-09 12:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by jove46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good pmsl 10/10
2006-12-09 17:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They must be southern folk
2006-12-09 12:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe... funny... heard a similar one but i think it was blondes with something else but still funny
2006-12-09 12:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. little bit of animal cruelty but it was funny.
2006-12-09 12:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-12-09 12:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by troy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one am you got more
2006-12-09 12:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋