Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

2006-12-08 06:22:00 · 25 answers · asked by Bonbon23 2 in Horoscopes

An octopus walks into a bar and says 'I can play ANY musical instrument you like'. Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton . Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says 'Whats wrong - can ye no play it?'. The octopus says 'Play it ? -I'm gonna f*ck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off !'

Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick Jills f*nny. Jack got a shock and a mouthfull of c*ck cuz Jill’s a F**kin Tranny!


A fella said 2 his mate :" me and the missus have never looked back since we got in2 S&M" . His mate said: "I cant believe your missus is in2 S&M." "yeah," he repied. "she snores while I m*sturbate”


Wife's prayer- when I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who's willy is thick and long, one who'll screw me til my body's twitching, in the ha

2006-12-08 06:21:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am at my vending machince right now and my nasty co-worker just came in. Which should I get to knock her out?

2006-12-08 06:21:12 · 55 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

up at work because the boss asked you to?

2006-12-08 06:21:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is that like the only thing you see when you first take a glance at a woman?

2006-12-08 06:19:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or is there room for improvement?

2006-12-08 06:19:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 06:19:29 · 18 answers · asked by ANTONY W 1 in Music

It was some years ago.

2006-12-08 06:19:21 · 2 answers · asked by hollywoodqueen_2000 2 in Music

2006-12-08 06:18:40 · 9 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

I once saw a Chick, she probably weighed about 30 tons, and she was wearing the tightest clothes, meant for a size 0, I though I was gonna go blind, I think my eyes were trying to protect my heart.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-Nr4iWwE.f6MWSl0AAmWri2pV9rCIp6CCpNR3?p=30

2006-12-08 06:18:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you the drunk that everyone talks about...

The s l u t that everyone wants to see after the party...

The mild mannered spouse that acts different because you want you spouse to think your co-workers like you.

Or are you yourself...the same ole person everyone sees day in and day out?

2006-12-08 06:18:27 · 6 answers · asked by I'm Loving Life 3 in Polls & Surveys

either stand alone movies or ones that are related to a series

2006-12-08 06:18:00 · 18 answers · asked by gunslingerroland7sk 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-08 06:17:10 · 2 answers · asked by Jessica H 3 in Music

just a funny question, i thought it would be kinda funny to post it but apparently its already been done XD

2006-12-08 06:17:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-08 06:16:01 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 06:16:01 · 9 answers · asked by monotone 1 in Music

2006-12-08 06:15:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

3 guys went in a hotel room that cost $30.00 they split the cost evenly, when finding out the hot water didn't work they recieved $5.00 back for the manager, the bell hop brought it to them but took $2.00 so each guy got $1 back, So they each payed $9. It 3 times 9 is 27 then add 2 that the bell hop took that is only $29.00 what happen to the other $1?

2006-12-08 06:15:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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I know do you?

2006-12-08 06:15:18 · 24 answers · asked by Frances M 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-08 06:15:04 · 17 answers · asked by Patti 1 in Polls & Surveys

if you can you is a true JUGGALO

2006-12-08 06:14:41 · 4 answers · asked by Frank D 1 in Music

It's time for my breastfeeding.


wah

2006-12-08 06:14:40 · 5 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hi there!!
Lately after doing my Soilder Life,
Plenty of shouting pretty much hurt my voice,

Any way to improve them back?

And! any tips about, what stuff not/lesser to eat/drink to not spoil my voice??
Ya, do really not enough sleeps does effect voice quality?

thanks alot!!

2006-12-08 06:13:52 · 3 answers · asked by Sroxs 2 in Music

2006-12-08 06:13:39 · 22 answers · asked by AJ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 06:13:35 · 29 answers · asked by dean w 1 in Movies

I will say one word...and you say the oppostie of that..(ex. black -white) and so one.

Ok I will start first.
Sweet...go on.

2006-12-08 06:13:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm writing a paper for a class. I know the revenue for the film, but I'm trying to find out how much money was put intothe production of the film.

2006-12-08 06:13:13 · 3 answers · asked by anatomyofferedinbrail101 1 in Movies

cause he really is i need your opinon!!!

2006-12-08 06:12:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Is crashing through walls and yelling "OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAAH!" his form of the disorder?

2006-12-08 06:12:29 · 6 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

A friend of mine just went through a tough break up and we are going to be hanging out tonight. Talked about turning on some great anti-relationship songs and just having some girl time. I would like to get a list of songs quick that I can put on a cd...so far I have So Sick, Irreplaceable, Unappreciated...I know there are many many more out there can you please help me think of some others!?!

2006-12-08 06:11:57 · 34 answers · asked by justsingit 1 in Music