An octopus walks into a bar and says 'I can play ANY musical instrument you like'. Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton . Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says 'Whats wrong - can ye no play it?'. The octopus says 'Play it ? -I'm gonna f*ck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off !'
Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick Jills f*nny. Jack got a shock and a mouthfull of c*ck cuz Jill’s a F**kin Tranny!
A fella said 2 his mate :" me and the missus have never looked back since we got in2 S&M" . His mate said: "I cant believe your missus is in2 S&M." "yeah," he repied. "she snores while I m*sturbate”
Wife's prayer- when I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who's willy is thick and long, one who'll screw me til my body's twitching, in the ha
2006-12-08 06:21:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Immature. And generally un-amusing.
2006-12-08 06:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
LOL I've heard 1 of them, I found the other1's quite funny bt what happened 2 the last 1 it isn't finished.
2006-12-10 23:17:04 · answer #2 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The octopus joke totally rocks!
2006-12-08 06:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by Mark K 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha very funny but didn't like the S&M one it wasnt that funny but hey cant have it all jack and jill was the best hahaha
have a happy christmas and a great new year x x
2006-12-08 06:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by lora b 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now I know what to buy my pet octopus for Christmas! haha
2006-12-09 06:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the octopus joke!
But you have to finish the last joke, part of it got left off!
2006-12-08 06:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Neerdowellian 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one 10/10
2006-12-08 06:37:18 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All good for a laugh
2006-12-08 06:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by Golly Geewiz 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not too bad
2006-12-08 06:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur first threee are fantastic, but the last one is cut off, i wanted to read the end!!!!!
2006-12-08 06:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stupid middle school kids, making nasty posts. You're mommy and daddy should be scensoring you.
2006-12-08 06:36:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋