Entertainment & Music - 7 December 2006

Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.

So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs.

Nine months later, the two guys are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs.

"Wow," one of the gay men says, "Our baby is the most well behaved one in here."

A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his a*s!"

2006-12-07 10:29:51 · 28 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-07 10:29:30 · 8 answers · asked by Jeeves 2 in Television

2006-12-07 10:29:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

How come she's the only whiteperson on da show?

2006-12-07 10:29:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for a song sang by johnny cash. I don't know the name of it and i'm not sure of any of the lyrics. All i know is the song is about a two guys playing pool (or maybe it's poker) and they are father and son but they don't know it. I'm hoping that there is some hard core johnny cash fans on here who might know what i'm talking about. Thanks so much.

2006-12-07 10:28:28 · 10 answers · asked by Jane D 3 in Music

If so, who and does that person know?

2006-12-07 10:28:24 · 16 answers · asked by stormy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Airplane, boat, swim (hehehe), etc.

2006-12-07 10:28:06 · 41 answers · asked by Sunbeam 5 in Polls & Surveys

My son is going to go to kindergarten next year and I'm worried that he's going to be yeased because he has dyslexia.

So, my question is, will prayer day in and day out make dyslexia go away?

2006-12-07 10:27:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tauras

2006-12-07 10:27:46 · 7 answers · asked by lady_lover8765 1 in Horoscopes

KAGOME+INUYASHA=LOVE BUT
KIKYO+INUYASHA=DETH 4 INUYASAH!!!
(BUT DATS WHAT I THINK TELL ME WHAT U THINK)

2006-12-07 10:27:16 · 2 answers · asked by tarhonda s 1 in Polls & Surveys

Please email me if you have the lyrics or a link where I can look at them. Thank You.

2006-12-07 10:27:12 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I need to do better on scales- I'm good but need to get better andand improve on other things.

2006-12-07 10:26:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-07 10:26:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

don't worry I have several clones here in polls anyways...

2006-12-07 10:26:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 10:26:50 · 4 answers · asked by lady_lover8765 1 in Horoscopes

i heard its called all saints day and that most of the main characters are gonna be back.... anyhting on release date or plot? or other info. or if u just loved Boondock saints the original

2006-12-07 10:26:28 · 3 answers · asked by Alex F 2 in Movies

I heard the song on the commercail for the verizon chocolate cell phone!
Its By Christina Aguilera. In The commercail the song is played in the backround and on the cell phones. the colors represent X-mas colors such as red, green and white. i think its a christmas song idk? plez help

2006-12-07 10:26:17 · 4 answers · asked by ♥Cutie♥ 2 in Music

Mancow
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Savage
Opie and Anthony
Sean Hannity
Bill O'Reilly

2006-12-07 10:26:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we've all heard of this years celebrity mess-ups from the likes of kramer and mr gibson....do u as normal folks consider urselves a bit racist/discriminatory??....anyone that says no,is a darn liar!!...but,humor me....

2006-12-07 10:25:45 · 6 answers · asked by Joseph V 2 in Celebrities

1. What hidden secrets are there in CIA?
2. Is the miracle of Fatima, really a miracle?
3. Is there a black hole in center of Milky Way?
*bonus question- What happened to the Aztecs?

2006-12-07 10:25:32 · 7 answers · asked by im funny and love WWE! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 10:25:19 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is a movie that has just come out this holiday season called The Nativity Story. There have been absolutely no trailers for this movie shown on TV in my area. I had not heard about this movie until I was listening to Christian talk radio today. With this movie not being promoted, it will undoubtedly fail in the box office. It is the Christmas season and with a movie out telling the story of Jesus’ birth which is relevant to the REAL meaning of Christmas you would think that there would be advertisements shown. Do you think the media and Hollywood in particular is biased against Christian movies? Why are they not allowing the public to know what is out there so that we can make our own informed decisions of what we want to watch?
http://www.thenativitystory.com/
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809701435/info

2006-12-07 10:25:16 · 9 answers · asked by Roni 5 in Movies

and/or drugs?

2006-12-07 10:25:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 10:24:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-07 10:23:47 · 17 answers · asked by Jesse James 2 in Polls & Surveys

Something seems wierd, I just want to know who's Dylan's or Cole's or both girlfriend?

2006-12-07 10:23:33 · 16 answers · asked by Colii 1 in Celebrities

man walks in2 a bar in the desert,he notices that there is a pile of **** in one corner and a pile of **** in the other corner,not thinking much about it he orders a drink and sits down.
suddenly a man runs in and goes to 1 of the corners and takes a dump,with that the barman pulls out a gun and shoots him dead!
hey the man says jumping out of his chair wot the **** did u do that 4,barman replies?

ive told him a hundred times not to use the ladies!

oh *** on its funny!

2006-12-07 10:22:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-07 10:22:57 · 24 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

Lulu Belle?
Here!

2006-12-07 10:22:56 · 12 answers · asked by Skanky McSkankypants 6 in Polls & Surveys

lift up the surface and look into the darkness
open the lock to find the key
reveal what were missing
love like you loved in me
light in the darkness
they say dont count on me
forget what they gave you
open to opportunity
never remember the love that we need

2006-12-07 10:22:52 · 1 answers · asked by california1991qt 1 in Music