Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.
So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs.
Nine months later, the two guys are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs.
"Wow," one of the gay men says, "Our baby is the most well behaved one in here."
A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his a*s!"
2006-12-07 10:29:51 · 28 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
finally some funny jokes.Lovin it.
2006-12-07 10:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-07 19:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant 10/10 rofl
2006-12-07 19:45:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
birty but brill 10/10 jazi
2006-12-07 22:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaha now ive got one for you : theres a hunter and hes headed to the hills to get a bear, as he comes over the hill he see's this nice trophy bear, so he pulls up his gun and shoots but misses, so the bear comes up to him and says you missed me now you have to give me a bj so the the hunter gives him the bj and goes on with his hunting. the next day he sees this same bear and pulls up his gun and shoots, once again he misses so the bear walks up to him and says you missed me and now you have to give me another bj. well the next day the hunter sees this same bear once more and pulls up his gun, and what do you know he misses, so the bear walks up to him and says your not in this for the hunting are you!
2006-12-07 11:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by Cable P 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Now thats funny
2006-12-07 10:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one.
2006-12-07 10:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by connorsmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very funny
baby was a pain in the a*s
2006-12-07 21:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably just me - not offended or upset by the joke - just not funny!
2006-12-07 10:59:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did he have a dummy mummy ?
2006-12-08 01:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋