Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

A question to our Scottish friends.
Is it true that Paul McCartney never visits the
Scottish highlands now,due to the fact that...................he cannae stand the heather !

2006-12-06 03:05:50 · 12 answers · asked by composepro 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."

2006-12-06 03:05:14 · 37 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 03:04:39 · 16 answers · asked by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 in Movies

2006-12-06 03:04:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:03:50 · 23 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:03:31 · 42 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:03:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:03:17 · 13 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Polls & Surveys

what freud do beyonce and jennifer hudson have?

2006-12-06 03:03:14 · 5 answers · asked by Pamela G 1 in Celebrities

I would say a three-way tie between the Andy Griffith Show, I Love Lucy, and Get Smart. Oh well, you gotta love the Honeymooners too...

2006-12-06 03:03:14 · 9 answers · asked by dstall44 2 in Television

2006-12-06 03:03:04 · 10 answers · asked by spygirl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:02:38 · 6 answers · asked by That Girl You Know 3 in Polls & Surveys

Is the Geico lizard really British? And if so, what comment on the people of England is Geico trying to broadcast?

Is it that that company sees the Brit’s as beings of superior intelligence and great communicators? Or, is this a conspiracy to convey that they are reptilian in nature and thus of a lower life form?

2006-12-06 03:02:38 · 5 answers · asked by Dog Lover 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I just found out that Blair is pregnant. No brain tumor. Who do you think they will end up making the father? Todd or Spencer?

2006-12-06 03:02:33 · 5 answers · asked by AZmomm43 4 in Television

2006-12-06 03:02:02 · 27 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:01:47 · 5 answers · asked by RACQUEL 7 in Polls & Surveys

How do you do it? Don't you have a job, kids or something? I'm not trying to offend anyone, I'm just wondering because I'm online most of the time and I neglect my responsabilities because of this.

2006-12-06 03:01:43 · 9 answers · asked by ava c 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:01:18 · 41 answers · asked by weeman_riley 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 03:01:01 · 22 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 03:00:02 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

i dreamed all my favs were asking good questions really fast and i couldn't keep up. lol.

2006-12-06 02:59:38 · 11 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

One summer, a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named
Jacques decided to go for a vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking
up
some
sun on the beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual
desires. He immediately got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the hand and
brought her to his hotel room. There he had sex with her and then sent
the young lady on her way. She immediately reported this to the police
and Jacques was arrested.

On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the nature of the
crime he committed against the young lady. Jacques looked at the judge
with a bewildered look and said "Non!! Hi don't understand! Hin my
country you grab de pretty girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM,
give hit to her den let her go! Hit's O.K.!!!"

"Sir", the judge said, in THIS country if you are to have sex with a
lady, you must have her permission first, or it is considered rape. You
must have her consent!"

After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the
judge and exclaimed, "CUNSCENT!!! Hi got her cunscent!!! Hi got her
cunscent on my fingers, cunscent on my mustache, hi got her cunscent
everywhere!!!

2006-12-06 02:59:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The Nutcracker (Ballet) or
The Magic Flute (Opera)

2006-12-06 02:59:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean those who really can stick with u through thick and skin. I am grateful to have 3.

2006-12-06 02:59:07 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 02:58:53 · 19 answers · asked by Penguin Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

at Bridge would anyone get any (points)?

2006-12-06 02:58:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know i am. i'm even going to take off work and go see it. i'll sit front row.

2006-12-06 02:58:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

An old geezer goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh".
The doctor replies,"Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient".
"OK then," says the old geezer, and he drops his trousers.
The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest p--is he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes.
"I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
The old geezer looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."

2006-12-06 02:57:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i am trying to download old rock songs for my wedding. can anyone help me think of some good rock love songs to play??!!

2006-12-06 02:57:24 · 6 answers · asked by <3King Julian :-) 4 in Music

2006-12-06 02:56:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music