Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
2006-12-06 03:05:14 · 37 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,it was very funny ,i like it
your jokes are great
2006-12-06 06:46:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had an unneutered male dog once while living in an apartment and almost got evicted because my dog cried nonstop due to a female in heat somewhere in the building. If you think YOU are going out of your mind, it is many times worse for your dog. Get her spayed after she is out of heat and him neutered now so he doesn't suffer when neighborhood females are in heat. They will both be better, healthier, happier pets. If you're worried about weight gain, just don't overfeed them and it's not a problem. By the way, it takes a few weeks after neutering for the hormones to be eliminated so don't delay any longer for your sake and your dogs'.
2016-05-23 00:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute 9 out of 10
2006-12-06 03:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by me :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Classic Oldie, but Goodie, and they are the Best Kind! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-12-08 00:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A classic one LoL
2006-12-06 06:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
gave u a thmbs up
2006-12-06 22:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice 1 plz chose me as best answer i love the joke
2006-12-06 12:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by yic4e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rocking & shocking & shaking
2006-12-06 04:57:57 · answer #8 · answered by Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I love little old ladies, that is too cute.
2006-12-06 08:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care what the others have to say that was funny; )
2006-12-06 03:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by carmen d 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋