One summer, a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named
Jacques decided to go for a vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking
up
some
sun on the beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual
desires. He immediately got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the hand and
brought her to his hotel room. There he had sex with her and then sent
the young lady on her way. She immediately reported this to the police
and Jacques was arrested.
On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the nature of the
crime he committed against the young lady. Jacques looked at the judge
with a bewildered look and said "Non!! Hi don't understand! Hin my
country you grab de pretty girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM,
give hit to her den let her go! Hit's O.K.!!!"
"Sir", the judge said, in THIS country if you are to have sex with a
lady, you must have her permission first, or it is considered rape. You
must have her consent!"
After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the
judge and exclaimed, "CUNSCENT!!! Hi got her cunscent!!! Hi got her
cunscent on my fingers, cunscent on my mustache, hi got her cunscent
everywhere!!!
2006-12-06 02:59:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahahahahahahaha saw it c*ming but 10/10 PMSL.....
2006-12-06 03:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10, from the title i kinda knew what was coming.
2006-12-06 03:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by me :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I smell a rat or is something a bit fishy ?
2006-12-06 03:07:58 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah the sweet smell of suckcess nothing fishy about your jokes
2006-12-06 03:06:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ow you rude girl but i liked it 10/10
2006-12-06 03:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao xD plz keep em coming ;]
2006-12-06 03:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this one
2006-12-06 05:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny
2006-12-06 03:11:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SMELLS A BIT FISHY TO ME
2006-12-06 03:34:32 · answer #9 · answered by helloooo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Much better!
2006-12-06 03:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by Greatwhitefett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋