An old geezer goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh".
The doctor replies,"Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient".
"OK then," says the old geezer, and he drops his trousers.
The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest p--is he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes.
"I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
The old geezer looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."
2006-12-06 02:57:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bloody hell, I was looking for something to answer another question, and now I've totally forgotten what it was!
Thanks for the laugh, but geez.
2006-12-06 03:43:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a chuckle out of it but try the ending like this when the doctor says what is the problem the old dude says (Your wife says that it hurts when I do her)
2006-12-06 11:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by slp9209 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose it's amusing enough to smile at but not to laugh at. I've heard lots of similar jokes, I'm afraid
2006-12-06 11:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Swollen?
When it is that small.
This is so funny. The best joke I've read in a month!
2006-12-06 11:03:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am a bit like the doc all over the floor thats a good one
2006-12-06 11:19:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been reading your jokes all night and I haven't stopped laughing! You rock :-D
2006-12-06 20:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by JbirdUVT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
help me up off the floor killing myself with laughter 10/10 is he called tiny tim
2006-12-06 11:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit of a let down
2006-12-06 11:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by weizy_26 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
2006-12-06 11:01:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lena S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be grateful for small mercies !
2006-12-06 11:12:15 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋