2006-12-06 03:01:18 · 41 answers · asked by weeman_riley 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi, how are you? Would you like some pie?
2006-12-06 16:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by Epitome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if I were home, I think it would be robbers have come to my house. A burgular comes when you are not there.
But either way, I would say, there isn't anything in here that wasn't bought at a thrift store--so if you want it, and you think serving 10-15 behind bars is worth it, go for it.
2006-12-06 03:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by maamu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Abandon Hope All Those Who Enter Here Mate. World Kick Boxing Federation Heavy Weight Champion In Residence. I Hope You Have Medicare Cover, Cause Your In For A Heap Of Hurt.
2006-12-06 03:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the Electrical goods TV DVD etc... stay out of the Undies Drawer then get to Eff' oh! and make sure you smash a Window & Damage the door on your way out..I need a new door so it will get replaced by the insurance.. & I will give you 20mins before I call the Police & wake my angry tired wife from her sleep.....
2006-12-06 03:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My burglar was standing at the foot of my bed when I woke up!!!!!! He had the cheek to ask me who I was????? High on heroin too! What a start to new years day, eh? lol. That was 7yrs ago. Could've been worse. He could've raped or killed me! I lived in a crap area at that time, but he done me a favour in the long run as I was moved to a great area and he got locked up! lol.
2006-12-06 03:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by enigma64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If u don't get the f**k outta here i'll coem over there and rip ur f**ckin head u peice of**** u a**hole u can't get a job like normal people so u go round robbing innocent hgard working people u make me sick u scu*bag and so on so forth and then.........he'll probably kill me!
or i'll run away screaming (more likely)
2006-12-06 03:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by sassy! 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if I would need to say anything. However, the burglar would hear the sound of me cocking my 410 shotgun
2006-12-06 03:03:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing go call the police and hide unless you are a ju jitzu master then I'm sure you could fight them and tell them you will break their neck if they move.
~HD
2006-12-06 03:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by mrsdycus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The unlucky person would be introducing himself to my bulldog long before I offer to introduce my two best friends...Smith and Wesson
2006-12-06 03:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by Digging for answers 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smile - you're on hidden cameras - direct to the local nick
2006-12-06 03:04:32 · answer #10 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
P*ss off mate, I got here first, but next door's free and they've got Faberge eggs.
2006-12-06 12:01:25 · answer #11 · answered by Katri-Mills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋