Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2006

Ok, first of all, no offence..

A man was walking in the park and saw a guy sitting under a tree crying. The guy walks up to him and asked why was he so sad. The gay guy said, "My lover, a guy just died of AIDS and this is the tree where we made love for the first time. I have the ashes and I want to sprinkle them under the tree but I can't seem to do it."

The guy said, "Look I feel so bad for you that I will do it. I will even say a little sermon." The gay guy agreed.

The guy started his sermon, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you would of stuck with girls, you would still be with us..."

2006-12-04 07:33:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 07:33:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like artists like: Queen , AC/DC , The Who , Madonna , Bob Marley METALLICA , The Beatles , Jimi Hendrix , Ramones , Black Sabbath , Guns 'n' Roses , Frank Sinarta , The Eagles , , PetShop Boys , NIRVANA , Michael Jackson , Thin Lizzy , Johnny Cash , Louis Armstrong , The Rolling Stones , (Oldies)

Morrisey , Green Day , Funeral For A Friend , The Distillers , My Chemical Romance , , Red Hot Chili Peppers , Blink 182 , Kaiser Chiefs , The Killers , Franz Ferdinand , Nickelback , Finger Eleven , Oasis , Jimmy Eat World , The Feeling , MUSE , The Kooks (Modern Rock)

, Fatboy Slim , Paul Van Dyk , The Prodigy , Chemical Brothers , Daft Punk , DJ Tiesto , Faithless (Dance)

, The Ordinary Boys , Orson , Maroon 5 , Coldplay , Panic! At The Disco (Alternative)

, Shayne Ward , Kelly Clarkson , Daniel Powter , Scissor Sisters , Gwen Stefani (Pop)

, Eminem , Atmosphere , Limp Bizkit , Akon , (Rap)

Jamiroquai , Weird Al (Other)

, The Skatalites , Canned Heat , Vangelis ,

2006-12-04 07:33:02 · 42 answers · asked by wilf1992 1 in Music

They always live in fear of getting pregnant

2006-12-04 07:32:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Doncha hate it when peeple ask a lot of qwestions and yers gets pushed off the first page reelly qwick?
2. Have peeple evar looked at you funny cuz of a made-up word that you used? What word was it?

Thank you fer answering these qwestions in this POLL from DPN. ♥

2006-12-04 07:32:33 · 14 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which one was your favorite?

2006-12-04 07:32:29 · 16 answers · asked by kweenb2327 3 in Polls & Surveys

Richard is a Cool Cat

2006-12-04 07:32:19 · 8 answers · asked by fartboy_x 2 in Television

Mine is Sami & Lucas on DOOL. Who are yours?

2006-12-04 07:32:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Water Management District - Desktop Tech

2006-12-04 07:32:16 · 20 answers · asked by Miss Thang 6 in Polls & Surveys

it is about this poor boy who buys i think golden shoes 4 his mom b/c she is going 2 die and he wants her to have them for when she meets christmas? i think it is called christmas shoes i am not sure and where can i listen to it at
?

2006-12-04 07:31:46 · 3 answers · asked by hi 1 in Music

2006-12-04 07:31:32 · 13 answers · asked by Average_JOE 2 in Polls & Surveys

If so, based on my avatar what do you think of me????

do you think judging by apperance is okay????

2006-12-04 07:31:11 · 15 answers · asked by Koko Butta Kream 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 07:30:21 · 11 answers · asked by Kwaria 1 in Celebrities

whats the name of that song?

2006-12-04 07:29:57 · 2 answers · asked by xdstreetsx 1 in Television

Who`s better? PCD First came out,and girls from DK are ok,but songs are too...slow? Who has better songs,style,videos and bodies?

2006-12-04 07:29:52 · 8 answers · asked by Cool Girl 1 in Other - Entertainment

anyone know where in which country she lives in?

2006-12-04 07:29:26 · 5 answers · asked by Ghost Boy 7 in Celebrities

♥

2006-12-04 07:29:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 07:29:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ANYONE THAT HAS *ANYTHING* BAD TO SAY ABOUT THE BANDS/MUSICIANS I LIKE, AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY, SHOULD BE ATTACKED RELENTLESSLY.

I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T FELLATE ME FOR MY SUPERIOR TASTE IN MUSIC. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ME, THEN YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY AN IDIOT WITH POOR TASTE IN MUSIC. NO IFS, ANDS OR BUTS.

I WILL SHORTLY LIST BANDS THAT 1) ARE GOOD, 2) SUCK. EVERYONE IN MY ELITIST ARMY MUST PRINT OUT THE LIST, STUDY IT, AND PERSONALLY INSULT ANYBODY WHO LIKES BANDS ON MY "SUCK LIST". YOU MUST ALSO INSULT ANYONE WHO HAS *ANYTHING* BAD TO SAY ABOUT THE BANDS ON MY "GOOD" LIST. CRITICAL THOUGHT IS TO BE DISCOURAGED. THANK YOU.

2006-12-04 07:28:32 · 11 answers · asked by ELITIST ASSHOLE 1 in Music

2006-12-04 07:28:14 · 26 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

Other than the nokia festival......what other festivals are on next year at the I-O-W??? and which one has Belle and Sebastian playing

2006-12-04 07:28:12 · 3 answers · asked by pinkkitten 3 in Music

2006-12-04 07:27:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 07:26:26 · 10 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 07:26:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Who would like to round up all the Yahoo! Answers hoochies, home-wreckers & male scum, and throw them to the wolves?

(feel free to drop names)

2006-12-04 07:26:05 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 07:25:01 · 15 answers · asked by Avenged Ninefold 4 in Polls & Surveys

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

2006-12-04 07:24:55 · 32 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 07:24:37 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥About what?

2006-12-04 07:24:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 07:24:14 · 8 answers · asked by nycorange741 2 in Music