Ok, first of all, no offence..
A man was walking in the park and saw a guy sitting under a tree crying. The guy walks up to him and asked why was he so sad. The gay guy said, "My lover, a guy just died of AIDS and this is the tree where we made love for the first time. I have the ashes and I want to sprinkle them under the tree but I can't seem to do it."
The guy said, "Look I feel so bad for you that I will do it. I will even say a little sermon." The gay guy agreed.
The guy started his sermon, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you would of stuck with girls, you would still be with us..."
2006-12-04 07:33:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The word 'girls' was originally 'p*ssy' but I don't like using that word to be honest.. So it might spoil it for some of you..
2006-12-04 07:34:45 · update #1
**For some people *ahem*ahem* It's a joke! It doesn't have to be factual**
2006-12-04 07:39:26 · update #2
funny...
p.s. where in the world do you get all these weird jokes? :p
2006-12-04 08:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by Schmidtty19 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny - yes 7/10
2006-12-04 07:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
long gone Away by employing The Offspring Meet You There by employing uncomplicated Plan View From Heaven by employing Yellowcard those songs make me cry for a reason... different than them being "unhappy' songs. and additionally, Tears do no longer Fall by employing Bullet For My Valentine isn't a tragic song...
2016-10-14 00:13:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to guys together is just plain wrong.besides being really nasty... the Bible tells you it is wrong.spreading ashes where they first made love would be spreading the ashes were they sinned
2006-12-04 07:41:41 · answer #4 · answered by derrik 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are very brave. I get the impression that you don't mean to cause offence.
2006-12-04 08:42:11 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha enjoyed that,bit shady but funny
2006-12-04 08:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by danjontina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
@ first ...it was so sad...but i totally busted out laughing when i read the punch line...I even got a visual & audio..he he he ....i'm spreading this one around...time to text!
2006-12-04 07:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by law-inspired 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tats really funny!!but onli cos i get it cos i usually dont!!but tat jokes funny!!
mi fones out!!
2006-12-04 07:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by somebody 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a brilliant one
2006-12-04 07:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a sad guy to
2006-12-04 07:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋