Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
2006-12-04 07:24:55 · 32 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rock, I'm sending this one to my estranged who thought his receptionist (compared to nanny) was more appealing. Thanks for making my night. I love it..... keep up the good work and thanks for making me (the administrator) laugh. You are a breath of fresh air. Thumbs up!!!! Shari
2006-12-04 12:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Phyllobates 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Definately Excellent
2006-12-04 08:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's probably the funniest little Johnny joke I've ever heard. Good Show!!
2006-12-04 08:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-12-04 07:28:24 · answer #4 · answered by lisa29212 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen brotha.
2006-12-04 07:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious! It's kinda sad that that last paragraph actually applies though...
2006-12-04 07:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's called Thatcherism !
2006-12-04 08:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious.
2006-12-04 07:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by flapjackwars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1!
2006-12-04 07:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by woteva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could NEVER have said it better myself...how very true it is
2006-12-04 08:20:02 · answer #10 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋