A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on a pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacey, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing, and tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion Dad, she's pregnant. Stacey says that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many children. Stacey has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
2006-12-04
09:40:53
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