A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on a pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacey, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing, and tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion Dad, she's pregnant. Stacey says that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many children. Stacey has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
2006-12-04 09:40:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...We will be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for all the cocaine & ecstasy we want. In the meantime, I'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacey can get better. She sure deserves it!!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son,
Nick.
P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you!!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
2006-12-04 09:41:30 · update #1
that was effin hilarious and I have never heard that joke before so it is really good and funny.
Lol that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-04 10:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by Lil Red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-04 17:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by Dawg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old, but still pretty funny. i like how over the years the main part of the letter gets worse and worse, as well as different.
2006-12-04 17:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by ratpackluvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its both, but oldies are goodies. Good one. I heard it with a girl once though.
2006-12-04 17:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have read of the daughter version of that one. So I guess it is old.
2006-12-05 05:21:11 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's old, I've seen it posted here too much, but it was a nice post nontheless.
2006-12-04 17:42:37 · answer #6 · answered by Enterrador 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure if it's an old one, but's its new to me, and I thought it was good.
2006-12-04 18:02:59 · answer #7 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but still funny,
2006-12-04 18:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of it before, but that was funny!
2006-12-04 17:59:14 · answer #9 · answered by ♥i†'s LiKe MaGiC♥ ツ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I still love that one-
I should have done that to my Dad...hahaha.
2006-12-04 18:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it funny. You could def use in reall life.hehe
2006-12-04 17:45:54 · answer #11 · answered by Tabby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋