they decided to give their boyfriends nicknames based on kinds of soda.1st woman " i'm gonna call Tom Mountain Dew because he's as strong as a mountain and he always wants to do it" 2nd woman" i'm gonna call Bruce 7 up because he's got 7 inches and its always up" 3rd woman "I'm gonna call my man Jack daniels" but thats a hard liquer said the first woman, "I know, thats my Leroy"
2006-12-04 09:42:30 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont know what to say
there is only so much grovelling i can do
what theheck a bit more wont hurt
lmao very very joke
2006-12-04 09:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2 bouncers were staggering home after a big night at the pub. " As soon as I get home.." said the first. "I'm gonna ripp me wife's undies off..."
"Why's that?" asked the 2nd.
"'Cos the elastic is killin' me..."
2006-12-04 10:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by crawly_bum_lick 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to meet Leroy...lol
2006-12-04 09:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chris you are getting to randy for this time of nite but keep em coming "the jokes"
2006-12-04 10:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha!!1 I need to find one of those lol
2006-12-04 09:45:16 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
finally a sex joke where the woman isn't the sexual object.
2006-12-04 10:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by Voni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha in othere words hard "licker" hhaha thats awesome
2006-12-04 09:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhaha very funny lolz :P
2006-12-04 09:51:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-04 09:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2006-12-04 10:14:23 · answer #10 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋